That would be my preference.Petrol, match.
Or make paint bombs from eggs... get 6 eggs, 'blow' them (save contents for an omelette), fill empty egg shells with paint (use plenty of thinners) using a syringe. Cover holes with a bit of tape. Voila!
water balloons are better than both, being almost designed for the job.
That would be my preference.
What about if someone - not me of course - took to advising any concerned members of the public about the illegality of the billboard by regularly posting up large notices over the adverts advising them of that fact, and included the council planning department contact details?
You get a £2,500 fine for each illegal advert!
A nice public event with locals encouraged to come along and show their creative side, with word sent to a few journos and lots of happy video on youtube?
What jonathan bishop has said has reminded me of a video of someone graffing over flyposters whilst police looked on and said it was fine as long as he didn't touch the wall. No chance of me finding that link on my phone though.
If you want me to try to find it over the weekend let me know.
you know what to do
The last illegal one took something like 7 years or summat to get taken down!
What I want is a freak lightning bolt to set fire to the thing.
What happens next?
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They were cocky enough to drill down and install steel girders first. They're going to make a mint out of this dodgy billboard. It's already been christened as a toilet facility too.
8 poles holding it up it?
Are they wooden?
They were cocky enough to drill down and install steel girders first. They're going to make a mint out of this dodgy billboard. It's already been christened as a toilet facility too.
Would it matter if they weren't?
You won't rest until......
Wood could be done quietly with an old fashioned manual saw though. It would take some strength though!
Is there CCTV watching the billboard?
possibly what paintball guns are *actually* meant for.....
What's it advertising, out of interest?