Woke Content Detector: An entertaining chud meltdown

[Rob Ray]

There's an absolute goldmine of incoherent facepalm in here:



Highlights include:

• Half Life 2 is "woke free" (a black scientist and his genius daughter help to lead an anti-colonial resistance movement).
• Deus Ex is "woke free" (corporations have created an impoverished underclass through restriction of mods vital to social survival)
• Disco Elysium is "unsure if pro or anti communism" (I just ... jfc people)
• Red Dead Redemption is "woke" (contains a sassy female character)
• Civilisation 6 is woke, Civilisation 5 is not.
• Nearly 1,500 entries in, nobody's gotten round to evaluating League of Legends, Minecraft (gotta be a fail, right? Your character has no gender at all) or Fortnite yet.
• Hogwarts Legacy: Too much pro LGBTQ+ content (you sure about that one guys?)

 

[maomao]

Minecraft (gotta be a fail, right? Your character has no gender at all)

Eh? Steve is male and Alex is female. It makes no difference to the game but there's a choice of boy or girl.

ETA: I just checked with Gen A and there are loads more characters than this but they are referring to them as males and females.

 

[two sheds]

Eh? Steve is male and Alex is female. It makes no difference to the game but there's a choice of boy or girl.

that's WOKE they should both be male

 

[Rob Ray]

Eh? Steve is male and Alex is female. It makes no difference to the game but there's a choice of boy or girl.

ETA: I just checked with Gen A and there are loads more characters than this but they are referring to them as males and females.

They may have introduced more stuff later on but Minecraft when I played it has a baseline avatar who you can then reskin as basically anything. Whether or not it's initially Steve is irrelevant.

 

[maomao]

They may have introduced more stuff later on but Minecraft when I played it has a baseline avatar who you can then reskin as basically anything. Whether or not it's initially Steve is irrelevant.

There has been a female baseline choice since 2014 and a whole load of other baselines since 2022. There's nothing to stop me playing a genderless character because it's a very open RPG but then I could play pretty much any RPG going as trans or non-binary if I wanted.

 

[Rob Ray]

There has been a female baseline choice since 2014 and a whole load of other baselines since 2022. There's nothing to stop me playing a genderless character because it's a very open RPG but then I could play pretty much any RPG going as trans or non-binary if I wanted.

Tbf I was mainly playing when it was still a .js download and stopped before Microsoft bought it

 

[lengualo]

Final Fantasy VI's two MCs (as widely considered by fans, and SE re Terra) are female and Terra passes representation tests, Locke who is obsessed with protecting women is subverted as "holy shit" levels of creepy.

And FF7 is very political.

Anti-woke people are weird and inconsistent.

 

[tommers]

These people are so fucking weird.

Imagine doing this. Just so fucked up.

Hahahah, global warming is woke. You fucking bellends.

 

[tommers]

I would be interested to see the "overtly pro LGBTQ+ messaging" in Elden Ring

Overtly pro Tarnished messaging.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

[*]Hogwarts Legacy: Too much pro LGBTQ+ content (you sure about that one guys?)
[/LIST]

In a move to distance themselves from JK the game studio tried to be inclusive as possible.
Sadly the well is tainted so hard to justify.

 

[tommers]

Oh my god. Cyberpunk 2077 "body modification encouraged". For actual fucks sake. You fucking idiots.

 

[MickiQ]

It's fascinating that Transhumanism,something that doesn't really exist outside the pages of SF is considered 'woke'

 

[two sheds]

Snowflakes eh

Imagine being upset by an image of a rainbow even kids don't get upset by that

 

[spitfire]

I have the pride flag on my COD profile. Mainly to trigger right wing snowflakes. But also because I am proud to have so many LGBTQ friends* and want to show my support in a fairly toxic environment.

*(One of whom is a fucking absolute top level COD sniper. He’s gifted.)

 

[stoatie]

Can't wait to see Kevin Sorbo in the Freddi Fish movie adaptation.

 

[spitfire]

Mind you my avatar is quite Tom of Finland....v butch.

 

[hitmouse]

This is taking me back to when I was a wee bairn going on the internet to laugh at the CAP Alert movie reviews, which it turns out are still online:

ChildCare Action Project (CAP): Christian Analysis of American Culture

Investigates/reports on the impact of the American culture on the integrity, self respect and coping skills of youth and family unity/values using the teachings of Jesus.

www.capalert.com

ChildCare Action Project (CAP) Ministry Reports

 

[two sheds]

Those games should really have trigger warnings on them, they're giving people ptsd symptoms

TRIGGER WARNING: THIS GAME MAY CONTAIN FEMALE, NON-WHITE AND NON-BINARY CHARACTERS, AND RAINBOWS

Please click here for wellbeing pack in emergency.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

The sky out side

Caution: May contain rainbows

 

[hitmouse]

At least this one's a relief:

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

At least this one's a relief:
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If it gas no woke content how come akex jones looks like he has an amphetamine problem?

 

[Cid]

That list is woke as shit, doesn't even mention the Sweet Baby Inc scandal...

 

[Cid]

Which I should probably summarise briefly because it is one of the most terminally online things ever;

SBI is a consultancy firm that provides advice on narrative etc from a diversity point of view. Worked on Alan Wake 2, God of War: Ragnarok, Spider man 2 among others. Grand total of 16 employees. Apparently changing all the games to make them woke and take them away. Often referred to as gamergate 2, though I don't the resulting harassment campaign has anything like the wider exposure of gamergate (I mean I only heard of it when I was looking for reviews of Flintlock: The Siege of Dawn).

 

[tommers]

Which I should probably summarise briefly because it is one of the most terminally online things ever;

SBI is a consultancy firm that provides advice on narrative etc from a diversity point of view. Worked on Alan Wake 2, God of War: Ragnarok, Spider man 2 among others. Grand total of 16 employees. Apparently changing all the games to make them woke and take them away. Often referred to as gamergate 2, though I don't the resulting harassment campaign has anything like the wider exposure of gamergate (I mean I only heard of it when I was looking for reviews of Flintlock: The Siege of Dawn).

I didn't like Flintlock. HTH. Terrible performance and very by the numbers souls like.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Aren't they supposed to pretend that being anti-woke isn't just being straightforwardly racist, sexist and homophobic?