Who would you like to see portray the Devil on screen?

[Pickman's model]

satan recently

 

[DotCommunist]

richard e grant, man with two heads. The film is How To Get Ahead In Advertising, which while very funny was no where near as moving for me as Jack & Sarah which isn't the greatest film ever but is oddly touching like Ring of Bright Water wa strangely moving despite me not liking anyone other than the otter

 

[weltweit]

Points to DC

 

[fishfinger]

Paddington Bear

 

[eatmorecheese]

The Walken. Especially at that moment he's on the edge of going mental.

 

[T & P]

Billy Bob Thornton.

 

[Cid]

Brian Cox (snr).

 

[albionism]

I imagine Satan being beautiful, so I think Cillian Murphy
would be a good choice.

 

[mao]

satan recently

His facial features resemble those of David Cameron.

 

[Opera Buffa]

Javier Bardem can play a beautiful psychopath rather well.

 

[DotCommunist]

I imagine Satan being beautiful, so I think Cillian Murphy
would be a good choice.
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yep, see his air of violent menace while being proper beautiful ion Peaky Blinders. He would make an excellent Lord of Flies

 

[Kaka Tim]

miranda richardson.

 

[skyscraper101]

Katie Hopkins

 

[mentalchik]

 

[mentalchik]

I am , of course, not in any way using this as an excuse to put up pics of people i find attractive...................................no sir, not at all.................

 

[Casually Red]

satan recently

He's doing that silence of the lambs hide the sausage dance...uuughh

Creeps me out that

 

[DotCommunist]

the 'manny' AKA the mangina or 'fruitbowl' (if viewed from the rear)

 

[SpookyFrank]

 

[twentythreedom]

Jack P Shepherd (David Platt from Corrie)

Actually, Danny Dyer would bring a certain style to the role

 

[Pickman's model]

He's doing that silence of the lambs hide the sausage dance...uuughh

Creeps me out that

satan, as an angel, did not have genitalia.

 

[Pickman's model]

I imagine Satan being beautiful, so I think Cillian Murphy
would be a good choice.
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satan traditionally beautiful before the fall but horribly burned afterwards.

 

[Pickman's model]

the 'manny' AKA the mangina or 'fruitbowl' (if viewed from the rear)

i refer you to post 50

 

[Casually Red]

satan, as an angel, did not have genitalia.

That's probably what pissed him off...all the other angels giggling and calling him ginger no cock .

 

[Pickman's model]

That's probably what pissed him off...all the other angels giggling and calling him ginger no cock .

none of the angels had cocks. or cunts, for that matter. it's only when you see life on earth that procreation begins.

however, witches did say that they had intercourse with satan: but if satan second only to god in the firmament then entirely possible that he's able to assume a form of his choosing.

 

[DotCommunist]

That and having to sing about how amazing god is all the time. if you do enough church it gets old, and thats only once a week. Imagine it full time? you'd have to create Hell just to get some peace and quiet

 

[Pickman's model]

That and having to sing about how amazing god is all the time. if you do enough church it gets old, and thats only once a week. Imagine it full time? you'd have to create Hell just to get some peace and quiet

from 15:30 onwards

 

[DotCommunist]

satan, as an angel, did not have genitalia.

Hang on- what about the nephilim then? if angels are without penis how did that happen?

 

[Pickman's model]

Hang on- what about the nephilim then? if angels are without penis how did that happen?

as the name 'fields of the nephilim' suggests they sprang fully formed from the earth

 

[Ax^]

gabriel byrne should get another spin at playing the devil

in a movie that not as pony as end o f days

 

[Idris2002]

I think Meryl Streep (left) has given the definitive performance of el Shaitan.