What are you watching on TV right now?

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'm watching Loch Ness and having an argument with b/f about the music which I reckon is Lonesome Boatman

 

[DotCommunist]

I'm not watching owt. The Old Dear has tuned in to UCB (christian radio-joy)

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Final one day match between england/new zealand & also watching wimbledon(switching between the two).

 

[dodgepot]

dust.

 

[MysteryGuest]

i'm watching dodgepot from next door, staring at a switched off telly with his mouth hanging open. it's weirdly compelling.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i'm watching dodgepot from next door, staring at a switched off telly with his mouth hanging open. it's weirdly compelling.

he'll start choking in a minute with all that dust. You'll have to go over and perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre on him

 

[dodgepot]

you can't call it the heimlich manoeuvre.

 

[cesare]

Nuffink. Hah!

 

[MysteryGuest]

he'll start choking in a minute with all that dust. You'll have to go over and perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre on him

he ought to be cleaning that dust up, before the missus gets back, or else the carpet beater's going to come out! and i don't just mean to get the dust out of the carpet, either!


i'll watch that too, from my vantage point next door, and write it all in my book.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

you can't call it the heimlich manoeuvre.

why?

 

[MysteryGuest]

why?

i think he's being rude to you, Minnie. he thinks it's too big a word for you. he is a rotter.

 

[cesare]

he ought to be cleaning that dust up, before the missus gets back, or else the carpet beater's going to come out! and i don't just mean to get the dust out of the carpet, either!


i'll watch that too, from my vantage point next door, and write it all in my book.

You could do some Rolf Harris style sketches and post em on here

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i think he's being rude to you, Minnie. he thinks it's too big a word for you. he is a rotter.

and a cad

 

[MysteryGuest]

here's one i did earlier. that was the last time the missus was away, and dodgepot put the dinner in the washing machine and microwaved his shirts. this was the scene on the wife's return.

 

[dodgepot]

why?

dunno. that was what the dude who did my first aid training said. something to do with mr heimlich who developed it getting upset or something. a swift google suggests my first aid instructor might have been wrong about that though. but who knows, and who even cares? if it saves someone's life, that's what matters

 

[MysteryGuest]

don't listen to him, Minnie. i just did my 4 day first aid course and they didn't say anything about not being able to call it the heimlich manoeuvre. dodgepot is just attention seeking again, as is his way.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Maybe his First Aid instructor didn't like Germans?

 

[dodgepot]

*sigh*

 

[cesare]

here's one i did earlier. that was the last time the missus was away, and dodgepot put the dinner in the washing machine and microwaved his shirts. this was the scene on the wife's return.

I think that's the best picture of utter carnage that I've ever seen, tbf.

 

[MysteryGuest]

Maybe his First Aid instructor didn't like Germans?

he probably never had a first aid instructor. i told him i was going on a first aid course and suddenly dodgeplop said he'd been on one too. you do have to watch him a bit like that.

 

[dodgepot]

that sigh was at MG, minnie, not you.

 

[MysteryGuest]

that sigh was at MG, minnie, not you.

i thought that was just you breathing out noisily, like you usually do.

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Rear Window.
One of my favourite films.

 

[Argonia]

That's quite a bump. Was 2008 before the Rolf Harris revelations came to light?

 

[Badgers]

Midsomer Murders

 

[rubbershoes]

Midsomer Murders

Hello mum

 

[ginger_syn]

Ancient Aliens

Eta so much stupid going on .

 

[Argonia]

I did a cleaning job after the Guilfest music festival a few years back and there was another kid there doing it who was obsessed with Ancient Aliens and convinced that aliens have been meddling in human affairs for centuries.

 

[Badgers]

Vera

 

[Baronage-Phase]

84 Charing Cross Road.