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Travel ideas Mexico/Guatemala/Belize this summer

Here’s a handy tip for anyone trying to do what we’ve just done (flying into Mexico, land to Belize, land to Guatemala, land to Mexico, flying out of Mexico back to UK).

When we left by land to Belize we had to pay a £21 per person tax. Fair enough. Sort of. We weren’t, however, given a receipt, just had our immigration cards taken from us.

(Leaving Belize to Guatemala you pay a similar, but less tax but that’s not the story. Guatemala charges no such taxes. Hooray for Guatemala).

Now at Cancun airport preparing to fly home. And we’ve just been charged the £21 per person tax AGAIN. Allegedly if we’d had receipts from the original payment (Mexico to Belize) we wouldn’t have had to pay, though even this was not totally clear. But basically we’ve been stung for the same tax twice.

The final joke was we didn’t have enough money to pay. We were roughly 50 pence in English terms short. Immigration made a big deal of letting us off this 50p. Fuckers.

Oh, so what’s the handy tip? If planning this route, don’t fly into Mexico. Fly to Belize or Guatemala, then you’ll only be charged once for leaving Mexico. Cheap flights can be had to both countries, though the Guatemala ones tend to land around midnight and Guatemala City is one of the last places on Earth I’d want to be at midnight, knackered.
 
Stopped in San Pedro for a couple of months in the end.
Me too, very difficult place to leave. Particularly as there was a cafe there selling stupidly loaded spacecakes (above a shop, just on the left at the top of the slope from the causeway - can't remember what it was called but pretty sure it was a woman's name...).

Glad you had a great time planetgeli. I spent a few years in Central/South America about 15 years ago jesus christ I'm old 20 years ago & still dream about it now :)
 
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Thanks Sweet FA. I’d just like to reiterate I had an absolutely brilliant time everywhere and would recommend the trip to anyone.

However, I have a little addendum...

On the 20/21 August, on a night bus from Palenque to Mérida, on the way to our last destination, the desert island of Holbox, I was robbed. And I didn’t even know it for two days.

My card wallet was taken out of my bag (and my bag zipped up again) while I slept.

I lost my credit card, and two different bank debit cards. And my driving license.

I reported them two days after they were stolen. I never knew/checked because they were all back up cards in case the card we were using, a joint account card, got nicked. And I only checked because someone we met who had taken the same bus the night after us told us he’d had his cards stolen on the bus.

Back home yesterday, started the process of ordering new cards this morning.

At which point my credit card company casually tell me they’ve (the thieves) ripped £2000 off my card. Fair enough, they’ve cancelled this no questions asked but ffs, when I tried to book my tickets to Mexico back in July, for a lot less than 2K, I was first refused until they’d rang me up at home to check this was me.

Anyway, off to the bank and....£800 in one transaction out of my account. Again, bank was brilliant and are refunding the money in 24 hours.

Other debit card, different bank, untouched, but probably only because I have no money in this account.

Don’t fall asleep on a night bus?

But have to say thanks to the people I spoke to in banks who really were the human face of banking, just normal people doing their jobs properly and humanely.

But yeah, I did have a brilliant time besides this shit. And for anyone who read the blog, thanks for reading.
 
Good blog planetgeli - just looked at the Guatemala bits (I lived in Antigua for a year or so & spent a lot of weekends in Panajachel/San Pedro). Antigua's exactly the same (obviously :D) but SP is completely different.

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I'm pretty sure that the single story building on the left before the arch is where I used to work. The 1st 2 windows were the bar, the other side of the door was a restaurant and behind that was a tattooist, (rum+cocaine+tattoo guns; what could possibly go wrong? :facepalm::thumbs:).
 
Me too, very difficult place to leave. Particularly as there was a cafe there selling stupidly loaded spacecakes (above a shop, just on the left at the top of the slope from the causeway - can't remember what it was called but pretty sure it was a woman's name...).
That stuff that fuels the entertainment industry was stupid cheap when I was there. It showed on a few of the expat lot too. I often wondered about the incomes of a few of the regular faces, too. Smack bang between Colombia and Miami, nice lakeside houses inhabited by Western folk who didn't seem to work much. :hmm:
 
The legend is that there's tons of coke and money buried (a la Escobar) in the mountains around Atitlan. No police/military allowed in the villages that side of the lake post 1996...
 
I heard some dire warnings about stuff that happened to people that went bike riding in the hills round there. Dunno if it was the usual travellers tales or what but kidnappings, ransoms etc were mentioned. I didn't have any hassle there though. Or anywhere in Central America, thinking about it.

I think I'm either lucky or people just think I'm not worth it tbh - I was watching some Ross Kemp programme about the worlds most violent gangs once and he was in his flak jacket with a helmet on and all that doing a drug raid or something in Belize City. I'd got wrecked in the bar behind him. I thought it was alright. :D
 
No, I was lucky too. I was hearing similar stories in 1998/99 but I generally took tales like that (in that part of the world) as probably true or spread for a reason :hmm: Either way, I spent a lot of time in a hammock looking at the mountains, so I was in little danger. Riding motorbikes between Antigua & SP on a regular basis, was far more life-threatening :D
 
I think I'm either lucky or people just think I'm not worth it tbh - I was watching some Ross Kemp programme about the worlds most violent gangs once and he was in his flak jacket with a helmet on and all that doing a drug raid or something in Belize City. I'd got wrecked in the bar behind him. I thought it was alright. :D

Belize City gets a bad rap. I mentioned this in my blog that I thought this was just straight out racism/fear of a black planet. I thought Belize City was fine what I saw of it. Ross Kemp does some dumb programmes (though I missed that particular one).

Talking of coke dealers though...on our last night in Holbox (island off Mexico, the next ‘place to be’ allegedly) we saw a bloke come to oversee the building work on his new beach bar. Shades, jacket and jeans, he couldn’t have looked more like a Miami coke dealer if he’d hung a sign around his neck advertising the fact.
 
I thought Belize City was fine what I saw of it.
Me too. Only had a couple of nights there but I quite liked it. I was always en route to/from the Cayes but it seemed OK. I like that little bit of Carribean culture next to the Latino countries around it.

The Hummingbird Highway's great, too - went up and down that a couple of times while I was there.
 
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