The X-Factor 2012

[Ms T]

Can't believe I'm the only one watching this! I love Gary already....

 

[Ms T]

I've just realised I'm getting ahead of myself. Can a mod change the thread title to 2011 please.

 

[Geri]

Didn't like the first lad - too cocky.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Been in kitchen cooking, so have missed it so far.

Just been told about some kid with lots of tattoos on his arse though

 

[Geri]

I wish you were speechless.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I wish you were speechless.

me? or Ms T?

 

[Geri]

me? or Ms T?

The blonde bimbo from Gloucester.

 

[Geri]

That Irish girl is just cuteness on a plate.

 

[Ms T]

That Irish girl is just cuteness on a plate.

She was great. Fantastic phrasing for one so young.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The blonde bimbo from Gloucester.

oh missed her as well! Only caught a bit of the one from Hong Kong and the lovely little Irish one.

 

[Santino]

Well that was a new low. That spat was toe-curlingly stage-managed.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'm missing stuff, tv has started pixellating so having to retune

 

[killer b]

who's supposed to be the nasty judge now? her from n-dubz?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

who's supposed to be the nasty judge now? her from n-dubz?

I have no idea who either of those women are

Not quite sure about the guy that's not Louis either, but I'm guessing some boy band

 

[Ms T]

It's Gary Barlow, Minnie. From Take That. One of the most famous boy bands ever!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It's Gary Barlow, Minnie. From Take That. One of the most famous boy bands ever!

oh right. Robbie Williams was in that band wasn't he?

I think

 

[Geri]

Thank fuck they haven't got Robbie Williams as a judge - I wouldn't be able to watch it.

 

[danny la rouge]

That Irish girl is just cuteness on a plate.

She reminded me of Luna Lovegood.

The new judges are an improvement.

 

[Geri]

Anyone is an improvement upon Cheryl. How can someone with no talent judge others? I liked Danni as a judge though.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Anyone is an improvement upon Cheryl. How can someone with no talent judge others? I liked Danni as a judge though.

Her forehead disturbed me

 

[danny la rouge]

Anyone is an improvement upon Cheryl. How can someone with no talent judge others? I liked Danni as a judge though.

I didn't like Danii. I like Tulisa, though. I even thought Gary Barlow was funny. He's clearly doing the Simon role, but Simon's just so fake I want to punch him.

 

[moomoo]

Gary is very masterful.

 

[Griff]

The Irish girl was fantastic, serious finalist contender right from the start.

As for the twat who 'had matured', what a cunt.

 

[Voley]

Gary Barlow's very very dull isn't he?

 

[pennimania]

That Irish girl is just cuteness on a plate.

Here is the difference between us

I thought she was nauseatingly 'sweet'and I disike singing through the nose - a sort of latterday Shirley Temple.

on the other hand I quite liked Frankie

 

[danny la rouge]

As for the twat who 'had matured', what a cunt.

George. He was excellent.

 

[stavros]

Anyone is an improvement upon Cheryl. How can someone with no talent judge others?

 

[Voley]

^ Is there a more slappable face?

 

[zoooo]

I thought she was nauseatingly 'sweet'and I disike singing through the nose - a sort of latterday Shirley Temple.

I'm so glad someone finally agrees with me!

I thought she was putting it all on actually, both the 'sweet kookyness' and all the weird ways she pronounced the words she was singing. Although she is only 16, so even if she is being a bit fake, she's not necessarily doing it on purpose.

 

[K1ck3m0n]

I liked the new judges too. Tho my Wagner radar went into overdrive when Goldie came on, and then got voted through by all but Gary. Please god, don't put her through from boot camp. I can see Louis picking her if he gets the oldies..... And then it's joke act annoyance time all over again, I kind of hope Gary is the voice of sanity this year and can persuade some of the others out of their "she's entertaining/people will love her" f**kwittery.