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The Wrong Trousers

paolo

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On Saturday afternoon, the old soaks of the Albert - of which I count myself one - were making the place unusually busy and unusually jolly, for that time of day. The reason of course was reclaim Brixton. For many people it was simply reclaim friends. People from all over the years, long before my time, catching up.

Then for a few moments something jarred.

Some men came in, and tried to start a fight with someone sat at a table.

Because he was wearing the wrong trousers. "Look at him, the smug bastard, with those trousers".

They had misjudged their prejudice. The person in question - wearing the wrong trousers - was a regular. Not that you'd know if you judged by appearances rather than hear someone out. Easy to shoot first, ask questions later.

The men - whom nobody recognised - were quickly blocked by other regulars. It was quickly clear to the fight-the-trousers mob that they'd made a big misjudgement that was on the verge of costing them a thump. All from a crowd they'd assumed - based, I assume on appearances - would support them.

To me there's something telling in this. The back yard of a pub like the Albert takes people at face value. There's a common concern about things that are hurting everyone. Housing must be the biggest.

But it's not about beards, or brands of smartphone, or the wrong trousers - as those men found out. Not at least in that pub garden.
 
It's not new. About a year or so ago I had a drunk woman hurl abuse at me in the Albert one weekday afternoon. The gist of it was because I dress nicely and wear a hat she had assumed I was middle class visitor lost on my way to the Village, whereas I was actually was taking a beer break before schlepping my veg home from Noors. She was so drunk couldn't find the door and was shouting about how local, very local - born here you know and working class she was. It was quite funny at the time, though it did end with me standing up shouting 'and I work in a nursing home SO FUCK OFF'.

Dressing well was important to my (working class) parents. Mam wouldn't even go the corner shop with out her hat and lippy on. In my '80s heyday, style, punk, new wave, make-your-own-fun on the dole - what you wore was everything. My best friend used to spend more on hairspray than food.

A lot of middle class people I know are downright scruffy. (sorry buscador)

Anyway I refuse to alter my unique dress sense to please a few old soaks in the Albert! I wonder what sort of trousers annoy them - I could do with some new ones...
 
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