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The Shard Tower in London

I hate it. Was at a meeting there the other week and it's just weird at ground level, messes up the pedestrian flow. Hate it
 
I hate the Shard for one reason: its capitalist psychogeographic dominance over the city.

I cannot think of a single reason not to hate the walkie-talkie. I even hate typing its name.

Well one: it melted an expensive car. But that's also an outcome of massive engineering stupidity, which is another reason to hate it.
 
Architecturally speaking I don't have much of a problem with it. At least it's unconventional. It also reminds me of Eve off Wall-e.
 
The Shard is a great landmark.
The Walkie Talkie is an abomination.
The Cheesegrater is superb.
The proposed 22 Bishopsgate is bland.

No sign of Eric Parry's proposal for 1 Undershaft yet (next door to cheesegrater), but that is tipped to be right at the aviation limit of 309m above sea level. ALL his buildings look like this, so I'm not expecting greatness.

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I've always found its apparent size puzzling. While you can really appreciate how bloody tall it is from outer London (Norwood/ Crystal Palace for instance), to me it's never looked particularly impressive, let alone the tallest building in Europe, when viewed within central London. In fact the closest you are to it the more underwhelming it feels. Perhaps its pyramidal shape is to blame.
 
My company moved in there a while back. So I am now a Shard person :hmm:

To be honest after a few days it is just another office. All I see is the reception, lift and my office/desk every day. Am on the 25th floor (managed by The Office Group) and the views are nice. The building is still new and fairly slick, but not as flashy inside as expected.

There are a few perks...

Free breakfast pastries in the morning. Posh coffee, fruit and sweet bowls (including Blackjacks) all day. Cakes and occasionally champagne in the afternoons. Loads of free magazines and discounts in the local shops/food shacks.

People who want a meeting always want to come to the Shard so I can be more lazy. Also it is literally part of London Bridge Station which my train is direct to from home.

As mentioned the view is decent and the lifts are pretty good. There are some interesting companies/people working there.

I have never been above the 25th floor or anywhere.


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I was briefly on the 9th floor in a building at IQL in Stratford - but as from last week I'm back on the first floor. At least that means i can stop using the awful lifts now.
 
My company moved in there a while back. So I am now a Shard person :hmm:

To be honest after a few days it is just another office. All I see is the reception, lift and my office/desk every day. Am on the 25th floor (managed by The Office Group) and the views are nice. The building is still new and fairly slick, but not as flashy inside as expected.

There are a few perks...

Free breakfast pastries in the morning. Posh coffee, fruit and sweet bowls (including Blackjacks) all day. Cakes and occasionally champagne in the afternoons. Loads of free magazines and discounts in the local shops/food shacks.

People who want a meeting always want to come to the Shard so I can be more lazy. Also it is literally part of London Bridge Station which my train is direct to from home.

As mentioned the view is decent and the lifts are pretty good. There are some interesting companies/people working there.

I have never been above the 25th floor or anywhere.


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are they still arsy about you not joining your colleagues for breakfast?
 
"He ran over London Bridge Station, got a boost from someone and did a pull up onto it. He used a few suction cups at the start of it but was then climbing free solo."

He's climbing without suction cups. WTAF.
 
Just a bump to share some musings on the perceived height of the Shard. I drove towards London Bridge from Elephant & Castle today and remarked to myself, not for the first time, how it really doesn’t look that tall from about half a mile away. Hard to imagine that it’s the tallest building in London, let alone in Europe, when you look at it from outside Borough Tube station. Yet from Brixton it looks gigantic.
 
Just a bump to share some musings on the perceived height of the Shard. I drove towards London Bridge from Elephant & Castle today and remarked to myself, not for the first time, how it really doesn’t look that tall from about half a mile away. Hard to imagine that it’s the tallest building in London, let alone in Europe, when you look at it from outside Borough Tube station. Yet from Brixton it looks gigantic.

Totally agree with you there, when you are around the London Bridge area and look up it seems smaller than when you look towards it from about 5 miles away in Hackney :D
 
I just went to check their prices. So the ''premium'' access for a cool £33 gets you among other things the right to buy a glass of champagne for £12.50 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

I swear that if someone tried to pull up shit like this in most other countries in Europe, they would torch the building and hang the cunts responsible for such prices from the nearest lamppost.
 
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