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Sticky: On This Forum You Must Have These Opinions.

You may like:
Post-rock. wtf?
Dubstep (although you may not express an opinion if you did not visit a dubstep night prior to March 2005).fuck that, boring shite, sooner listen to the original dub TBH
Any conscious or political black american hip-hoppers or working class London hip-hoppers.UK rap is embarrassing 99 percent of the time, and the US format is all but done to death with a few notable exceptions
Indie music that uses orchestral or toy instruments.can't think of any but it sounds good fun
Gospel blues or reggae prior to 1975load of shite apart from a bit of ska
Protest music of the UK up to BUT NOT INCLUDING OR AFTER The Levellers.billy bragg? fuck that
Girls Aloud (MUST NOT BE LIKED IN AN IRONIC MANNER)don't even fancy them, never mind give a toss about their mainstream pop efforts
Breakcore, acid techno, drum n bass (but only when they were good. Protip: none of these are ever currently good.)anyone claiming to dislike the above will doubtlessly have been seen dancing their tits off to it at some stage
Any band that made it into the John Peel festive 50 after 1976.maybe, but that's shooting fish in a barrel as Peel was a God
Crass (but please check regarding "Crass bands" or post-Crass work by members.dead punk wank
System Of A Downshitty operatic rock bollocks made by plastic anarchists
Folk music. And American alt.folk. And ska. And punk. And loads of things not on that list*.apart from the ska, fuck that shit
Anything that ends in -billy.rockabilly and psychobilly never did shit for me either
Queengood in the eighties, not so good as a fucking west end musical

You may not like:
U2some of it is good, especially the early pre-stadium stuff, and anyone of irish descent will know this
The Beatlespsychedelic era was interesting
Any modern indie rock as featured on the cover of the NME.fuck the NME
Any modern indie rock that in any way sounds like any indie rock movement we've already heard.that'll be all of them then!
Any musical artist who went to public school.that would exclude the floyd so no
Any musical artist who claims to be working class.that would include too many artists to list here
British Pop music with four exceptions. If you don't know who they are make an educated guess. You will know if you are wrong.norweigan or swedish pop is more my thing anyway, oasis is pop music here
Anything that gets heavy rotation on MTV or Radio 1 or commercial radio.too many good tracks caught up in that criteria
Power ballads.do they still make those?
Nickelback. Or any band that vaguely look or sound like Nickelback. or any band that Nickelback claim to sound like, respect, have listened to, played on the same stage as, appeared on the same festival line up as, or are in the record collections of anyone who also owns a Nickelback record.fair play, they're shite
Happy Hardcoresee above

Filled in the old blankety blanks on that.
 
Imagine being stuck with you on a long car journey. It'd be worse than being trapped in a lift with Jo Whiley and Bernard Manning.

That was for Bob2009, btw.
 
I like rage and nirvana mr streak.

Your not allowed to like them.

oh and system of a down so you must burn thier recored as well.

dave
 
The mighty Led Zeppelin will, of course, be on the list of bands we're all alowed, nay, expected to worship for the original and best Monsters Of Rock that they are.
 
*checks list*

Bloated? Check.
Songs about goblins and shit? Check.
Flares? Check.
Noodling? Check.
Over-priced comeback tour? Check.

Second list.
 
*checks list*

Bloated? Check.
Songs about goblins and shit? Check.
Flares? Check.
Noodling? Check.
Over-priced comeback tour? Check.

Second list.

NOOOOOOOOO!

For the mighty Zeppelin still reign supreme as the unrivalled kings of hard rock, even so long after their untimely split (although the drummer having choked on his own vomit was a bit icky).

On a more serious note, I'd be surprised if any of today's rock bands could go away for so long and still do one single gig which got as much interest as the Zeppelin one did.

Led Zeppelin still reign as the undisputed champions of cock rock.
 
Ah, but that's just it?

Cock Rock - Nein Danke.

(oh, and you played the Celine Dion popularity card, which is automatic fail)
 
Ah, but that's just it?

Cock Rock - Nein Danke.

(oh, and you played the Celine Dion popularity card, which is automatic fail)

I like Cock Rock, for it is good.

And I loathe with a passion anything involving the dreaded Dion, for she is evil.
 
Who put you in charge?

I'll wait for cheesy to answer if that's alright with you. She's the boss round here. :mad:


I'm sure the Music Police will let you keep your Take That albums, my dear Moomoo.

And I'm not giving up my Led Zep without a fight either.
 
You may both keep your records. The music police aren't interested in them if you keep them at home and play them quietly to yourself.
 
You may both keep your records. The music police aren't interested in them if you keep them at home and play them quietly to yourself.

I play Led Zep loudly, though, albeit with a decent set of headphones.

*Loads shotgun*

*Barricades doors and windows*

*Stacks tinned/dried food and water in preparation for a seige*
 
Following an unfortunate misunderstanding on another thread I figured we'd need to provide any newcomers to the forum a handy guide to their opinions In the spirit of so-called Web 2.0 I will allow any posters with more than 2000 posts the chance to put forward a case for anyone to be added or removed from the list. I hope that this makes it all clear.


You may like:
Post-rock.
Dubstep (although you may not express an opinion if you did not visit a dubstep night prior to March 2005).
Any conscious or political black american hip-hoppers or working class London hip-hoppers.
Indie music that uses orchestral or toy instruments.
Gospel blues or reggae prior to 1975
Protest music of the UK up to BUT NOT INCLUDING OR AFTER The Levellers.
Girls Aloud (MUST NOT BE LIKED IN AN IRONIC MANNER)
Breakcore, acid techno, drum n bass (but only when they were good. Protip: none of these are ever currently good.)
Any band that made it into the John Peel festive 50 after 1976.
Crass (but please check regarding "Crass bands" or post-Crass work by members.
System Of A Down
Folk music. And American alt.folk. And ska. And punk. And loads of things not on that list*.
Anything that ends in -billy.
Queen

You may not like:
U2
The Beatles
Any modern indie rock as featured on the cover of the NME.
Any modern indie rock that in any way sounds like any indie rock movement we've already heard.
U2
Any musical artist who went to public school.
Any musical artist who claims to be working class.
British Pop music with four exceptions. If you don't know who they are make an educated guess. You will know if you are wrong.
Anything that gets heavy rotation on MTV or Radio 1 or commercial radio.
MTV; Radio 1; Commercial radio.
U2
Power ballads.
Nickelback. Or any band that vaguely look or sound like Nickelback. or any band that Nickelback claim to sound like, respect, have listened to, played on the same stage as, appeared on the same festival line up as, or are in the record collections of anyone who also owns a Nickelback record.
Queen
Happy Hardcore
Anything Kained & Able likes (even if that contradicts the first list)

I hope that this clears things up.







*Note: check that editor likes before expressing opinion.

You forgot to add in the "MUST NOT LIKE" section...

REAL PUNK
 
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