Someone has shat in our shower.

[mrs quoad]

Not just a little bit - not just a squirt of uncontrolled 'oops here it comes I wasn't expecting that'.

Some shite has dropped a full fucking series of turds comprising one very large uberturd, and has scattered them all over the bastard floor of the shower on the ground floor of my flat

It's wall-to-wall faeces.

Jesus bloody wept!

Plus 'good grief'.

 

[cliche guevara]

Sorry about that.

 

[Crispy]

pics or gtfo

 

[DotCommunist]

unlucky. Still, could have been worse, at least it's in an easy to clean spot. Better the shower than say, your bed.

 

[xes]

you been sleepwalking?

 

[girasol]

Any idea who it might be or did someone break in just to shit in your shower?

 

[gentlegreen]

Are you home from that posh university yet ?

 

[quimcunx]

Charming!

Perhaps you can get a DNA sample.. Or just collect it up and take it round everyone confronting them with the evidence until you find the miscreant.

 

[Madusa]

What a shit day!

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[quimcunx]

Actually, was it Madusa, I hear she's taken agin toilets recently?

 

[Throbbing Angel]

suffering fuck
that's a bit strong innit Quoad

rub their fucking noses in it
or noce their rubbing fucks in it
whichever suits you best

oh

and

www.ratemypoo.com

 

[_pH_]

It's wall-to-wall faeces.

ewwwww. not nice ukey smiley:

ooh that came out not what i expected

 

[Stobart Stopper]

We want the pics!

 

[Throbbing Angel]

no we fucking don't

 

[Stobart Stopper]

Oh yes, bring on the turd pics!

 

[mrsfran]

Was it the cat?

 

[Throbbing Angel]

cat.
uberturd?

dinnae think so

 

[Throbbing Angel]

more likely to be the scat

gets coat

 

[_angel_]

Pah! This happens every other day with my son.


Someone shat in our oven at college. Now that was disgusting.

 

[zenie]

Well, if you will live with students!

 

[marty21]

a mate of mine did that once (true, a mate , not me right!) after a particularly drunken night - we had all crashed at a flat in mumbles, first person gets up, goes to the bathroom, a bit dozy, has a wash, picks up a towel to wipe his face, and

all over the shop - my mate did clear it all up though

 

[electrogirl]

i want to know how this happened.

 

[MrSki]

Charming!

Perhaps you can get a DNA sample.. Or just collect it up and take it round everyone confronting them with the evidence until you find the miscreant.

You can't get a DNA sample from shit or piss unless someone has internal bleeding.

 

[Badgers]

Everyone has done it

 

[ShakespearO]

Have you checked whether you've been burgled?

 

[bluestreak]

What sort of a bastard doesn't poke it down the drain with their big toe?