Smoke alarm keeps going off

[joustmaster]

I quite like the idea of the neighbours tutting about the sound of the alarm going off, followed by the muffled sounds of the alarms being panned in to tiny pieces.

 

[quiet guy]

This has got me wondering - can dust be put to some use, rather than just throwing it away. Perhaps it could be a flour substitute in bread and cakes.

Come Brexit that stuff will be like gold dust.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

(Too late now, I understand, but..) Smoke alarm constantly activated is an emergency call-out for your HA electrician. There will be an 'out of hours' service provided for evenings and weekends. You will need to call them though.

I'm surprised the HA didn't recognise that, and advise accordingly or call out the electrician themselves. Make a complaint NoXion if they get arsey with you for breaking them.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Come Brexit that stuff will be like gold dust.

Bread used to be adulterated with chalk dust and all sorts of shit, so house dust which is mainly made of human skin should have a better nutrient profile. There must be some protein content at least.