Why on earth didn't I get this when it first came out?
And why on earth did GTA games stop being this fun?
And I love the very minor change where experience is RESPECT...
Winning the tank mayhem mission by driving off an overpass and Mario-ing an unsuspecting truck RESPECT!
Killing Professor Genki by hitting him with my car, parking over his body, and doing burnouts until he dies RESPECT!
Creating the ultimate high five by throwing two dudes at each other and having them collide in midair RESPECT!
Dolphin diving off a cliff and landing in my friend's boat as he drives by being chased by rocket launcher equipped police boats RESPECT!
Catching one of those annoying little rollerblade girls with a clothesline RESPECT!
Setting a hot dog mascot on fire and telling your friend he's a real hot dog now RESPECT!