Fuck you, cynics!
"We inherited our freedom. Now it's up to us" (short dramatic pause) "to fight for it."
"Son, I want you to do what I would do in this situation" (beat, during which we think dads gonna sureender...) "and kill this piece o"... *dads head gets blow off*
This film has every bit of potential to work. All they have to do is keep the anti commie propaganda to the max, keep the cheese quota even higher, and it can't possibly fail. As the above lines show.
WOLVERINES!!!!