Public hunt for a name for new Forth crossing

[Corax]

East Fife Four Forfar Five Forth Bridge.

 

[Anonymous1]

Name it what you like.
When it's opened it will probably be known as "that new bridge that went way over budget like the fucking parliament building"
Not too catchy, i know.

 

[Riklet]

That Fuckin' Bridge.

 

[Anonymous1]

That Fuckin' Bridge.

Nicely abridged

 

[Riklet]

Haha it has to be: The Kevin Bridge.

as in...

That fuckin' kevin bridge ahs shite.

Go on Scots, you know you want to.

 

[quimcunx]

Wut?

 

[DotCommunist]

Nifkins Bridge

 

[danny la rouge]

Wut?

You know, "ahs", that well-known Scots word. Meaning: "I went to the Dick Van Dyke School of Accent and Language Coaching".

 

[starfish]

Dave the Bridge.

Being on Scotlands east coast, surely it should be Ken the Bridge or the Bridge Ken.

 

[SK.]

Ken. Yknaw that new bridge ken?

 

[geminisnake]

The white elephant bridge.

 

[Voley]

Haggis.
Heroin.

That's what I know about Scotland.

 

[Voley]

Oh. Kilts. I've heard of them too.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Wayne

 

[quimcunx]

Did they decide yet?

 

[Crispy]

http://www.namethebridge.co.uk/
38 days left

 

[WouldBe]

Actually let's keep it simple.

The Fifth of Forth Bridge.

If Scotland gain independance and run out of money it could be the forth fifths bridge.

 

[danny la rouge]

http://www.namethebridge.co.uk/
38 days left

The shortlisted options are all rubbish.

 

[quimcunx]

They obviously have no poetry in their souls and evidently never read this thread.

 

[2hats]

Backand

 

[Ax^]

bilbo bridgins






/coat

 

[cesare]

Actually let's keep it simple.

The Fifth of Forth Bridge.

The Borg Bridge.

 

[geminisnake]

The shortlisted options are all rubbish.

Aren't they?? Why crossing?? It's a damn bridge ffs!! If the 2nd one had bridge not crossing at the end I woulda voted.

 

[Riklet]

Let's talk about Kevin.

 

[stuff_it]

BBC.

The first to suggest the Fifth Bridge gets sent to the back of the class.

The Go Forth, preferably with a pub at one end called 'Got The Painters In'.

 

[quimcunx]

I'm still gutted it's not going to be called the Queen Elizabeth the first or second, third or fifth Forth bridge.

 

[weepiper]

Let's talk about Kevin.

They can't call the new one that. It could become the name for both of them together though.

 

[Riklet]

Kev and Perry then?

Another name option could be Blackadder, as in, ...goes forth.