Politically Correct re-makes

[billy_bob]

Facial Disfigurement Man

Gentlemen Prefer Not to Judge Women by Their Hair Colour

The Porphyria (SPOILERS) of King George

The Disadvantaged Former Smallholding Farmer Possibly Experiencing PTSD Josey Wales



(this might not work for long - I thought it was a funny idea along the lines of the 'Best Sequels Never Made' thread, but I've run out of contributions already....)

 

[mentalchik]

Caucasian Males Are Athletically Challenged

 

[8ball]

Murderous Creature of Non-Terrestrial Origin

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

12 Displeased persons with xy chromosomes

 

[mentalchik]

Murderous Creature of Non-Terrestrial Origin V Murderous Creature of Non-Terrestrial Origin

 

[BandWagon]

Or the other way around: Dirty Suggestion.

 

[mentalchik]

The Reasonably Pleasant, The Behaviourally Challenged and the Facially Disfigured

 

[fishfinger]

Female human inhabitants of Earth are amenable to sexual relations

 

[Dr_Herbz]

Jackie Collins' The Non Gender Specific Insult

The Good, The Bad and the Nice Personality

Run Big-Boned Boy Run

 

[mentalchik]

Complimentary Penis

 

[twentythreedom]

People In Non- gender specific clothing in a variety of different colours

 

[8ball]

2001: White Privilege In Space

 

[8ball]

Young Disenfranchised Man Without A 38 Degrees Petition

 

[billy_bob]

Inappropriate Acting Out Club

 

[billy_bob]

Reynaud's Syndrome Luke

 

[billy_bob]

Unrenowned Dyslexic Children Born Out of Wedlock

 

[mentalchik]

Mammal of the genus Felis situated above a heated metallic structure

 

[8ball]

Unrenowned Dyslexic Children Born Out of Wedlock

Took a few seconds, that one.

 

[billy_bob]

Mammal of the genus Felis situated above a heated metallic structure

I think we're straying from PC territory into something like Mr Logic from the Viz, but still,

 

[mentalchik]

 

[goldenecitrone]

Debbie marries Dallas.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Gentlemen Behaving Amicably

 

[Treacle Toes]

Chaste Suggestion

 

[goldenecitrone]

I put flowers on your grave.

 

[8ball]

Debbie marries Dallas.

Bit conservative, that.

Maybe 'Debbie enters into a consensual arrangement of sensual mutual acknowledgment where continued affirmation of ongoing consent is unambiguous at all times'...

 

[billy_bob]

Socially Excluded Young Male Without Specified Life-Goals

 

[billy_bob]

Bit conservative, that.

Maybe 'Debbie enters into a consensual arrangement of sensual mutual acknowledgment where continued affirmation of ongoing consent is unambiguous at all times'...

I'd prefer 'Debbie Accepts that Polyamory is as Valid as Other Relationship Configurations'

 

[goldenecitrone]

Octofemalefrontbottom.

 

[eatmorecheese]

The Hereditary non-Democratic Authority Figure of the finger jewellery

 

[eatmorecheese]

The Aesthetically Advantaged Female and the Aesthetically Challenged Bell-ringer.