Olympic events you didn't know existed...

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Trampoline and BMX?

 

[ScallyWag II]

BMX is a newbie this time (thread here http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=259527) tis exciting cos of Shanaze Reade

Another new event that i'd love to see is the open water swimming

tbh there are so many different sports involved i'm always a bit like wow, i neber knew they did that!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Trampolining was in the last Olympics. May have been in the one before but can't remember

 

[CharlieAddict]

10m air pistol?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

I must say that the darts is pretty much the only thing I am looking forward to. I think we will definitely medal there.

 

[DotCommunist]

Olympic BMX is fucking WIN. About time someone recognized the skillz needed to BMX wit style

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Olympic BMX is fucking WIN. About time someone recognized the skillz needed to BMX wit style

No doubt we'll have skateboarding next.

May as well chuck in rollerskating as well.

But they won't let them play tiddlywinks

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I must say that the darts is pretty much the only thing I am looking forward to. I think we will definitely medal there.

I'm looking forward to dominoes myself

 

[bi0boy]

Darts, BMX, trampoline and 10m air pistol.

You learn something new every day

 

[FridgeMagnet]

I'm looking forward to dominoes myself

That will be good too. I understand the Argentinian team is particularly strong this year, and one of our lot has a suboptimal finger injury; it should be tight.

The 100m spacehopper may have some unexpected results as well, due to the ambient temperature in Beijing affecting elasticity.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Darts isn't seriously in the olympics is it?! Did not know that.

 

[DotCommunist]

I'm waiting for the Olympic wanking event, in 2012. I've been training my wrist up and think I'm in with a pop-shot cum London 2012

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

That will be good too. I understand the Argentinian team is particularly strong this year, and one of our lot has a suboptimal finger injury; it should be tight.

yeah, I heard he'd pulled out but after intensive physio on his middle finger, apparently he's back in

 

[ScallyWag II]

The 100m spacehopper may have some unexpected results as well, due to the ambient temperature in Beijing affecting elasticity.

100m spacehopper has got to be the winner

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Darts isn't seriously in the olympics is it?! Did not know that.

yeah, but the other competitors are much better looking than our beer-bellied , sun-deprived ugly munts, so it's not all bad

 

[ScallyWag II]

I'm waiting for the Olympic wanking event, in 2012. I've been training my wrist up and think I'm in with a pop-shot cum London 2012

i think i'm missing the point of this thread

 

[FridgeMagnet]

yeah, I heard he'd pulled out but after intensive physio on his middle finger, apparently he's back in

Oh, top stuff! I've got fifty quid on a silver or more there.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i think i'm missing the point of this thread

No you're not Scally. Dotcommunist is just misbehaving, and so is FridgeMagnet with his spacehopper nonsense.

Ignore them. They're teasing you.

The rest are new events though.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

I'm waiting for the Olympic wanking event, in 2012. I've been training my wrist up and think I'm in with a pop-shot cum London 2012

Unfortunately, you know, it's not just an amateur event these days any more. London Olympics, the City has a strong set of candidates who train full-time.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh, top stuff! I've got fifty quid on a silver or more there.

I was going to put money on him a while ago and then I heard about his injury so didn't bother. Now he's back though and his middle finger's fit as a fiddle, I might just bung a tenner on him

 

[FridgeMagnet]

It's true. I am being a bit silly. Wanking is not really an Olympic sport, and the spacehopper has been ruled out until at least 2016 - it's a copyright thing.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

I was going to put money on him a while ago and then I heard about his injury so didn't bother. Now he's back though and his middle finger's fit as a fiddle, I might just bung a tenner on him

Worth it now, definitely.

*taps side of nose*

 

[twistedAM]

Darts isn't seriously in the olympics is it?! Did not know that.

Frankie Gavin has enquired about a wild card place in the team as he won't have any problem making the weight.

 

[quimcunx]

The 100m spacehopper may have some unexpected results as well, due to the ambient temperature in Beijing affecting elasticity.

I reckon this will be an advantage for the lighter spacehopper jockeys. My flatmate always gets more speed up in close weather.

He had a try out to go to Atlanta but a recurring bum boil injury resulted in him coming last in his heat.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Worth it now, definitely.

*taps side of nose*

Did you see one of the bits that was pulled from the Olympic Opening Ceremony?

This was volunteers practising dominoes as a celebration of the new sport but there were worries about people getting injured so pulled it at the last minute

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m2n4umZYjD4

 

[Detroit City]

the womens 1,500 metre multiple-orgasm relay

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Frankie Gavin has enquired about a wild card place in the team as he won't have any problem making the weight.

Lol

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

the womens 1,500 metre multiple-orgasm relay

This is a serious thread for serious sports.

 

[quimcunx]

Did you see one of the bits that was pulled from the Olympic Opening Ceremony?

This was volunteers practising dominoes as a celebration of the new sport but there were worries about people getting injured so pulled it at the last minute

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m2n4umZYjD4

That's

 

[DotCommunist]

the womens 1,500 metre multiple-orgasm relay

The Olympic event that decides DC2's favorite porno tape. You get to be judge, jury and spunker on this event