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Tank Girl said:
I wish they'd left them alone this week, enjoy the luxury budgie and enjoy big gob not being there.
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Not much food though is there considering they had a luxury budget. They've got a tenners worth of crap, some tokens for water and BB took £100 off the bottom of the list because they didn't add it up. :rolleyes: All the halal stuff for Mo was on the bottom as well as the chocolate. This weeks shopping is a shambles. :rolleyes:

I don't think they should have sent anyone else in either.
 
Strumpet said:
I agree and YAY! O&L is here!! :cool:
Ello :) Where you been, you're late
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'Ello to you too. :)

I've been in hospital with two broken arms. Really. :D
I am a bit late, but you all seem to be doing very well so far. Various *oddsflashes* to follow, no doubt. It's nice to be back. :cool:

edit - bloody hell! Ta guys, you're all lovely...
 
moomoo said:
Sounds nasty OandL, what happened? :eek:

Glad you are back though, you've been well missed. :)
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Aw, thanks.

I was idly cycling over a roundabout on my mountain bike when a rather lazy taxi driver decided that rather than look to see if anything was coming she'd be better off ploughing straight through me at 35mph. Oh, it was a scene... :D

So a broken humerus in the left, broken wrist in the right, battered and bruised but still here and healing fast. I never want another bed-bath again in my life (it's not like it is the Singing Detective, sadly), but I know I'm very, very lucky. :)

I also have two months off work to mess around and get better... :cool:
 
Orangesanlemons said:
Aw, thanks.

I was idly cycling over a roundabout on my mountain bike when a rather lazy taxi driver decided that rather than look to see if anything was coming she'd be better off ploughing straight through me at 35mph. Oh, it was a scene... :D

So a broken humerus in the left, broken wrist in the right, battered and bruised but still here and healing fast. I never want another bed-bath again in my life (it's not like it is the Singing Detective, sadly), but I know I'm very, very lucky. :)

I also have two months off work to mess around and get better... :cool:
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Ooof
That will sting a bit.

Glad you are on the mend

:)
 
Now, Oranges, I'm just going to rub some ointment onto your penis...

Margaret Thatcher Margaret Thatcher Margaret Thatcher Norman Tebbit Norman Tebbit Norman Tebbit!

Good to have you back.
 
Orangesanlemons said:
Aw, thanks.

I was idly cycling over a roundabout on my mountain bike when a rather lazy taxi driver decided that rather than look to see if anything was coming she'd be better off ploughing straight through me at 35mph. Oh, it was a scene... :D

So a broken humerus in the left, broken wrist in the right, battered and bruised but still here and healing fast. I never want another bed-bath again in my life (it's not like it is the Singing Detective, sadly), but I know I'm very, very lucky. :)

I also have two months off work to mess around and get better... :cool:
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Blimey! Glad you're on the mend. Look forward to reading the odds flashes to come (even though I've no clue what you're on about :D)
 
So days after Mario tells Jen that she looks like a tart for not wearing enough clothes, he's more than happy for Lisa and her exposed butt cheeks to join him in a waltz around the bedroom :confused:
 
I'm missing way too much telly at the moment, and now I have a bit of spare time the fuckin freeview box has broken so I can't catch up on crap. HATE YOU WORLD.
 
I will quickly re-live the awful moment for Mads - - Slow dancing half naked in the bedroom n gazing at each other n singing....then snogging....well eating each other....tongues...and...*gags*
 
Oh that's just not right. :(


By the way, how have they decided who sleeps in the luxury bedroom, and who in the crap one? I've not heard it mentioned once.
 
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