Official Big Brother thread

[Orangesanlemons]

To win *oddsflash!*

The Golum: 1.3
Richard E Grant: 4.5

 

[Ranbay]

fuck em

 

[Flashman]

Fuckinel Insomnia!!























That labia needs trimming.

 

[sheothebudworths]

I'm on the coffee ice cream now.

 

[ScallyWag II]

Oops, Sara tries to knobble Mikey on her way out

 

[Ranbay]

douche or turd sandwich ?

 

[snackhead]

Rex took two girlfriends on holiday to Las Vegas whilst he was going out with Nichole, and shagged them.

Nichole knew this when she went into the house.

*sobs* ladies, gentlemen and urbanites ...for the very last time this series

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/article1444269.ece

I thank you

 

[Chairman Meow]

Mikey is going to win.

 

[Ranbay]

fuck off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x1001832102810271020712077021

 

[snackhead]

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Rachel

 

[aqua]

 

[Ranbay]

both cunts... scrap that cunts have a use...

 

[ScallyWag II]

Rachel!! Bloody hell! The winner!

 

[Chairman Meow]

What?! WHAT?!

 

[insomnia]

YES, but NO!!
Oh fuck who cares. Can we bin this thread now

 

[Ranbay]

looking forward to mikeys best bits.... what happend then, who was that? when did that happen.... oh

 

[snackhead]

Oh god the stairs..........

 

[scooter]

I can go with that. She's quite sweet.

 

[Ranbay]

fall, please fall

 

[Ranbay]

the whole world is mad... fucking mad, next year im going to burn the place down or something.

 

[snackhead]

Piss poor selection to choose from this year so anyone but Mikey's ok by me

 

[sheothebudworths]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................

 

[sheothebudworths]

fall, please fall

Ooops, forgot mario was about ......I mean...' '

 

[sheothebudworths]

I've got no fucking food left.

 

[Orang Utan]

I've got no fucking food left.

I've got some chili chutney if you want some

 

[Lisarocket]

No doubt some people will moan that Rachel winning is the triumph of the average, but i think they're confusing it with her being genuinely nice, which isn't an average thing by any means.

 

[Orangesanlemons]

An amazing result (not that I'm complaining, Mikey losing saved me a small fortune)!

The polls were right in the end. I've never seen someone so trashed in the edit in the final week and still come through. She did nothing except say "oh my gosh!" and witter about chickpeas. Nothing. Her high initial supposrt must have just about seen her through.

And still she came through. I've never been so happy to be so wrong. Thank you, my little Welsh Withnail.

(Rubbish winner for the show btw, and possibly the first to face boos exiting the house. How weird is that?)

 

[sheothebudworths]

Rachels eviction interview is basically going to be about Kathreya, Mikey, ckickpeas and grapes, isn't it? Maybe a bit of jogging thrown is as filler.

 

[sheothebudworths]

I've got some chili chutney if you want some

I've got no fucking gravy.

 

[snackhead]

I've got no fucking food left.

I can bike over some brussel sprouts which have been spat out into a bucket of cold water.