Mummy issues - bloke found with 600 year old one in a food delivery bag

[JimW]

Handed down from his dad apparently, police picked him up hanging around in a park claiming he'd taken it out to show his mates, as you do. Said he sleeps with it but had got the sex wrong:

Peru police find pre-Hispanic mummy in ex-delivery man's bag

Police in Peru have seized a mummified human, between 600 and 800 years old, from a former food delivery man who claimed to have had it at his home for three decades.

phys.org

 

[gentlegreen]

Somewhat stranger than dakimakura ...

Of course in stranger times, ground-up mummies were used as paint and even as medicine

Mummia - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Somewhat stranger than dakimakura ...

More lumpy too I suspect.

 

[gentlegreen]

I came across this on ETSY a while back while trolling a batshit Peruvian in the USA. :-

 

[JimW]

I came across this on ETSY a while back while trolling a batshit Peruvian in the USA. :-

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Stick it in a pizza delivery bag and name your price!

 

[ItStillWontWork]

Said he sleeps with it but had got the sex wrong

I didn't even know there was a correct method

 

[JimW]

I didn't even know there was a correct method

Bone them, then the organs into jars.

 

[Bingoman]

That's one heck of a delivery