Mascara

[Clair De Lune]

Why is it so hard to find decent mascara nowadays? I used to just buy what I could afford, now I have to remove the lids off every different brand to make sure it doesn't have some sort of weird pixie comb in there! I hate them, they don't work, who uses them? I bought one by mistake before and it was awful, clumped all my eyelashes together and I had to wipe most of it off before even using it.
Also wtf is calorie mascara? and all this stuff about extra lengthening voluminous, panoramic, maximeyes bullshit
An example of the new type

Gimme a plain old mascara anyday

 

[Madusa]

I bought some ACE mascara from an Italian brand called KIKO Milano. The best massy I have ever used. Gives me doe-eyed, 'spiders crawling over my face' effect lashes.

 

[Tank Girl]

I hate those comb style mascaras as well, they just don't seem to work!

 

[5t3IIa]

I used to use the brush/lid combo off an ancient Revlon one on all my new mascaras. Like open the new one, use the old brush then close it with the brush/lid of the new one. I gave it a soak and a rub with eye make-up remover every now and again.

 

[pengaleng]

Those comb things are shit, I got loadsa mascaras, I think I prefer the l'oreal telescopic lash best for day to day, too faced lash injection for hardcore massive fuckoff lashes tho.

 

[kabbes]

Let me tell you, my eyelashes are fucking PUMPED to the MAXXX.

 

[Pip]

The best mascara I've ever used is Dior Show but it is priceeeey.
This might seem ridiculous, but have you considered eyelash extensions? I got some the other day and I haven't had to wear any frigging EYE MAKE UP, let alone mascara, since. They're great.

As for the shitty pixie brushes D), yeah, they're complete bollocks and I hate them.

 

[Pip]

Thirteen quid down Peckham Rye btw

I got a £1 tooth gem at the same time

 

[kabbes]

What the bollocky bollocks is a tooth gem?

 

[Pip]

What the bollocky bollocks is a tooth gem?

It's a gem for your tooth duhh

 

[kabbes]

It's a gem for your tooth duhh

??

 

[pengaleng]

??

naw, one of these...

classy

 

[electrogirl]

I like 2000 CALORIE mascara.

It's really good, and I like the name.

 

[pengaleng]

I like 2000 CALORIE mascara.

It's really good, and I like the name.

I've had that reccomended to me before, but have never got around to buying any. apparently really good.

 

[electrogirl]

I've had that reccomended to me before, but have never got around to buying any. apparently really good.

It's proper thick. I really like it.

 

[Pip]

naw, one of these...

classy

Well I like it

 

[pengaleng]

never said I didn't

 

[Pip]

never said I didn't

Don't be so defensive, nor did I.

 

[Geri]

Don't they damage your teeth?

 

[electrogirl]

Don't they damage your teeth?

They're just stuck on aren't they?

 

[Pip]

Don't they damage your teeth?

I dunno, possibly, but I don't really see how. I used to have them all the time when I was about 13/14, with no ill effect. My dentist ticked me off when I got my lip pierced, but kept schtum on the tooth gems.

ETA: there are two ways of doing them - sticking them on (mine) or drilling into the tooth and shoving one in the hole. Obviously the latter has more scope for damage, and I wouldn't be surprised if unqualified money-grabbers have drilled some teeth.

 

[pengaleng]

Don't be so defensive, nor did I.

wierd.

 

[Pip]

wierd.

Here we fucking go. Give yourself a day off.

 

[pengaleng]

Here we fucking go. Give yourself a day off.

what ARE you on about?

 

[Pip]

what ARE you on about?

Don't be silly. I don't go round making comments on your grace and refinement - or anything else for that matter - so please don't do it to me. Be a good girl now and run along.

 

[electrogirl]

Passive aggressive

 

[pengaleng]

Don't be silly. I don't go round making comments on your grace and refinement - or anything else for that matter - so please don't do it to me. Be a good girl now and run along.

and I was merely stating that you saying I was defensive is a bit weird, you clearly incinuated that I didnt like your tooth gem. I proper love em.

 

[Pip]

and I was merely stating that you saying I was defensive is a bit weird, you clearly incinuated that I didnt like your tooth gem. I proper love em.

Everyone's happy then! Hurrah! End of.

 

[electrogirl]

I think the 'classy' came off as a bit sarcastic tbh. And I think you know that.

 

[kained&able]

you have to bare in mind where teeps is from. argos is classy in her ends.

what the fuck am i doing here?


dave