Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Innit! 'Mess' in the garden, apparently And chuntering about "As you know, I can hold this for 4 weeks [no, you can't]. You have to prove you've cancelled all utilities before I can etc [no, I don't]". Twat.
Classic old-style landlord bullshit. Before the deposit scheme he would have been right to think he could carry on like that, but it sounds like that's changed these days and he hasn't caught up yet.