Lake district question - right forum?

[madzone]

I am shite at geography

If this is the right forum and even if it isn't, how far is Keswick from Cockermouth?

Pretty please

 

[Spion]

http://www.theaa.com/travelwatch/planner_main.jsp

 

[killer b]

about 12 miles hun...

 

[DrRingDing]

She said Cockermouth.

*titters*

 

[Roadkill]

She said Cockermouth.

*titters*

It's one of my favourite place names.

 

[madzone]

She said Cockermouth.

*titters*

You are my eldest son and I claim my £5

 

[madzone]

about 12 miles hun...

Thank you

 

[longdog]

It's one of my favourite place names.

Not as good as Wetwang

 

[boha]

or cockshott point

 

[JohnC]

Or Fuckmeanalsexhurts (Cornwall).

 

[Supine]

a long 12 miles though. double the time you expect the journey to take.

 

[Roadkill]

Not as good as Wetwang

But mildly better than Newark, even if that is an anagram of wanker.

 

[aqua]

none are as lovely as "land of nod" though

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

I'm not far from Slack Bottom

 

[lizzieloo]

Cocking

 

[Tom A]

There is a Cockerham too, a few miles west of my part of the universe.

 

[Gavin Bl]

Or Fuckmeanalsexhurts (Cornwall).

If its Cornwall, it'll be pronounced Fumble Bits.