Karaoke MUST Be Outlawed!

[Bakunin]

And this is why:

 

[Herbsman.]

no, karaoke should be allowed, but only to good ragga songs

 

[Badgers]

no

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

If you banned it, think if the devastating effect it would have on the prostitution industry in China

 

[foo]

eh? ^

no ban the Karaoke

it's better when it's bad. who wants the X Factor type bollocks when you're pissed up and singing in a pub.

 

[William of Walworth]

I have a simples rule, avoid karaoke pubs always .... they near-inevitably serve shite beer anyway

 

[keithy]

Fuckoff.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I do a mean karaoke version of "Xanadu"!!

 

[keithy]

I fucking LOVE LOVE LOOOOOVE karaoke and I'm not ashamed, and I'll challenge anyone to a karaoke duel who opposes me

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

I want to go to the type of karaoke where you sing with a band behind you.

That would be awsome.

 

[Sadken]

I fucking LOVE LOVE LOOOOOVE karaoke and I'm not ashamed, and I'll challenge anyone to a karaoke duel who opposes me

You can count on my steel.

 

[Strumpet]

And this is why:

LMAO! That's brilliant!

 

[Badgers]

no

 

[DotCommunist]

Karaoke should be solely restricted to 90's gansta rap

 

[purves grundy]

If you banned it, think if the devastating effect it would have on the prostitution industry in China

Yup, same here! Although I had a cracking night on the mic the other night and there weren't a prozzer to be seen.

 

[keithy]

You can count on my steel.

Get off my back Kenneth!!! Thanks to you I am in a position where I'm gonna be hobbling onto 2 buses travelling for 1 and a half hours just to fuckin sing! And I won't be able to hardly drink cos then I'll be a drunk crip crutchin through the night, an easy target if ever I saw one.

I hate you

 

[Stigmata]

Seeing a brother and sister dueting on Alice Cooper's 'Poison', and watching them grow increasingly uncomfortable is an image that will stay with me for a long time.

 

[Sadken]

Get off my back Kenneth!!! Thanks to you I am in a position where I'm gonna be hobbling onto 2 buses travelling for 1 and a half hours just to fuckin sing! And I won't be able to hardly drink cos then I'll be a drunk crip crutchin through the night, an easy target if ever I saw one.

I hate you

Haha, you invited me! We can wait, we can wait...not sure if the world can, but you and I certainly can. I'm beyond skint at the moment anyway.

 

[keithy]

We just need somewhere easier to get to so we can drink a box of wine or a 6 for 5 first

 

[Sadken]

I'm sure there's billions of places in town that do it, matey

 

[keithy]

well find somewhere on a direct bus route with only a few mins walk from bus stop and i'm there

 

[Sadken]

Should I do that before or after I shove a broom up my arse and sweep the floor?

 

[scifisam]

We will be having karaoke at my birthday party

 

[keithy]

i'm not quite sure what you're saying but i'm hurt

 

[Sadken]

i'm not quite sure what you're saying but i'm hurt

Haha, just that I'm a teeny tiny bit busy and tied up at the mo...I can just come over your way and scour the streets for a pub inevitably doing it and then grab you sat night?

 

[keithy]

well fuck off then! I'm not exactly hassling you to do karaoke am I, I just wanted to help you unwind and enjoy the sweet sounds of my angelic voice. Jeeze.

 

[Sadken]

well fuck off then! I'm not exactly hassling you to do karaoke am I, I just wanted to help you unwind and enjoy the sweet sounds of my angelic voice. Jeeze.

That was a nice offer, you mother!

 

[keithy]

when did you last try and find karaoke on a saturday night? Everywhere does it during the week for some reason the fuckers. The only one I know of up ere is at springfield tavern and nobody ever shows up so you sing for an audience of old men tryign their best to ignore you while they drink at the bar. the host, siobhan, actually ends up singing to herself all night cos she can't actually get anyone up to sing.

I think I'm gonna go to the park and kill a child now.

 

[scifisam]

when did you last try and find karaoke on a saturday night? Everywhere does it during the week for some reason the fuckers. The only one I know of up ere is at springfield tavern and nobody ever shows up so you sing for an audience of old men tryign their best to ignore you while they drink at the bar. the host, siobhan, actually ends up singing to herself all night cos she can't actually get anyone up to sing.

I think I'm gonna go to the park and kill a child now.

True. All pubs seem to think that Saturdays are the night they don't need to make much of an effort.

Tell you what, both of you come to my party, which will feature karaoke on a Saturday night.

 

[Sadken]

when did you last try and find karaoke on a saturday night? Everywhere does it during the week for some reason the fuckers. The only one I know of up ere is at springfield tavern and nobody ever shows up so you sing for an audience of old men tryign their best to ignore you while they drink at the bar. the host, siobhan, actually ends up singing to herself all night cos she can't actually get anyone up to sing.

I think I'm gonna go to the park and kill a child now.

Mate, that sounds amazing! I know for a FACT that the Birkbeck tavern in Leyton has a karaoke session after Orient games.

Scifasm, I'm definitely up for bringing the noise, ta vair much