Hipster overload: Cereal Killer Cafe opens

[editor]

All your faddy breakfast needs catered for.



http://cerealkillercafe.co.uk/#about-us

 

[clandestino]

This has been floating around Facebook for a few weeks now. I think the most cutting comment about those guys was asking why they'd modelled themselves on the singer from Lostprophets' police mugshot.

 

[xenon]

Lol. People will go to a cafe to eat Weetabix apparently. Six months tops

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

Fuck it I'd take my boy there just to prove to him that I'm not making Lucky Charrrmms up.
He'd proper love the oreo and reece's ones too, i reckon.

 

[T & P]

Even if I liked the idea, I'd be so worried about finding beard hairs floating in my milk bowl I could never visit the place.

 

[quimcunx]

I want to try the Reece's puffs.

 

[JTG]

Get a shave ffs you meffy twats

 

[Celyn]

• My first thought was that it can't be real, then I remembered that Urban has quite a lot to discuss about porridge, so there might well be hordes of fans of rare brekky cereals just dying to go to this place.

And now I think that, with all the bright coloured boxes and old adverts and little cereal-box toys, it could be great fun if you're in the right state of mind, which probably wouldn't be at breakfast time. So if they opened at more of a sort of late-night schedule, it might get by for a while.

 

[spanglechick]

I love cereal as a kind of anytime demi-meal. More cafe-type places should sell a range of cereals.

 

[Nancy_Winks]

That cannot be real How can anyone be/look/act such a characature? This look is surely so tired now that true hipsters moved on years ago. A lot of tattooed youngsters left in their wake with bad beards

Christ I'm so OLD

 

[Treacle Toes]

You can not be cerealous!

Not really, I know about this already someone else maybe alsoknownas talked about this on the Hackney thread?

Peak beard, wall to wall wheat & e numbers, they will probably do well.

Can't watch that vid, it's too early to get the rage.

 

[maomao]

Brick Lane is not in Dalston.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Brick Lane is not in Dalston.

No, it isn't but the incomers don't care

 

[Chilli.s]

Just how many bowls of cereal does one have to sell to pay the rent on a café in Brick Lane? It's not a type of dish that requires skilled preparation so ain't gonna be able to charge too much.

 

[JTG]

Just how many bowls of cereal does one have to sell to pay the rent on a café in Brick Lane? It's not a type of dish that requires skilled preparation so ain't gonna be able to charge too much.

I dunno though. I once went to Lord's for a Middlesex match and went in search of a cafe for breakfast. This place showed me a narrow selection of cereals at exhorbitant prices and no sign of a fry up.

Fucking St John's Wood

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Pickman's model]

I dunno though. I once went to Lord's for a Middlesex match and went in search of a cafe for breakfast. This place showed me a narrow selection of cereals at exhorbitant prices and no sign of a fry up.

Fucking St John's Wood

are there any urbs living up that way?

 

[tommers]

Fuck's sake.

 

[DotCommunist]

be worth it to try out some of them weird yank cereals. And them inexplicably chocalty french ones

 

[belboid]

Just how many bowls of cereal does one have to sell to pay the rent on a café in Brick Lane? It's not a type of dish that requires skilled preparation so ain't gonna be able to charge too much.

Nigel Slater is knocking up a column for next weeks Guardian on why it's actually a lot harder than you think, and is absolutely definitely worth a fiver of your hard earned for a bowl of Weetabix.

 

[JTG]

Nigel Slater is knocking up a column for next weeks Guardian on why it's actually a lot harder than you think, and is absolutely definitely worth a fiver of your hard earned for a bowl of Weetabix.

"How to eat: Shredded Wheat"

 

[editor]

I love cereal as a kind of anytime demi-meal. More cafe-type places should sell a range of cereals.

Problem: Love cereal. Hate hipster joints.
Solution? Enjoy a bowl at home.

 

[Bakunin]

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Can I just point out that we were angry about this weeks ago on the Hackney thread?

(Hipsters that we are).

 

[Fozzie Bear]

The inside cover advert of the Guardian Guide this week is some bearded tattooed hipster advertising e-cigs.

So that style is probably on its way out now too.

Whatever happens next will probably be just as annoying though.

 

[editor]

The inside cover advert of the Guardian Guide this week is some bearded tattooed hipster advertising e-cigs.

So that style is probably on its way out now too.

Whatever happens next will probably be just as annoying though.

I hope it's home grown annoying as opposed to entirely copied from NYC annoying.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Can I just point out that we were angry about this weeks ago on the Hackney thread?

(Hipsters that we are).

I already did!

 

[Idaho]

Hipsters are going to be really cross when tattoos are no longer fashionable.

 

[ffsear]

Another pair of self proclaimed "entrepreneurs" spending their parents money on a fucking shit idea.

 

[Chilli.s]

Another pair of self proclaimed "entrepreneurs" spending their parents money on a fucking shit idea.

Mummy and Daddy won't mind, their property investment goes up anyway and they have a business to flush expenses through.