EastEnder
Brixton Barnacle
During my recent acquaintance audit it became clear to me that everyone I know is terribly beneath me, some shockingly so...![Frown :( :(](/ubb/frown.gif)
Uncouth, uncultured, uncivilised, ghastly to look at, no manners whatsoever & worst of all, embarrassingly poor!!
Fewer than half of my acquaintances even have trust funds!!
Seriously!! ![Frown :( :(](/ubb/frown.gif)
I've grown so intolerably weary of being surrounded by all these wage slave, soap dodging, lottery ticket buying peasants, I must expunge the scum & seek out a finer calibre of acquaintance.
But how? I've scanned the classifieds of both Tatler & Country Life to no avail. I had one of my junior butlers spend the week outside Harrods, eyeing up any potential replacements, but he came away empty handed, so I had to dismiss him & have his family deported.
So I'm opening up the floor to suggestions from like minded souls - but please note, only reply if your family name appears prominently in the Doomsday Book & your family crest is, or has recently been, on display in the National Gallery.
![Frown :( :(](/ubb/frown.gif)
Uncouth, uncultured, uncivilised, ghastly to look at, no manners whatsoever & worst of all, embarrassingly poor!!
Fewer than half of my acquaintances even have trust funds!!
![Eek! :eek: :eek:](/ubb/eek.gif)
![Frown :( :(](/ubb/frown.gif)
I've grown so intolerably weary of being surrounded by all these wage slave, soap dodging, lottery ticket buying peasants, I must expunge the scum & seek out a finer calibre of acquaintance.
But how? I've scanned the classifieds of both Tatler & Country Life to no avail. I had one of my junior butlers spend the week outside Harrods, eyeing up any potential replacements, but he came away empty handed, so I had to dismiss him & have his family deported.
So I'm opening up the floor to suggestions from like minded souls - but please note, only reply if your family name appears prominently in the Doomsday Book & your family crest is, or has recently been, on display in the National Gallery.