Fuchs66
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I've resisted it so far but I'm now sat bored in Russia so I have to pick you up on a couple of pointssome things to be aware of in HH
do not cross the main roads unless you are at a proper crossing place. Some of the police are really anal about this. learn what the amber light that is on its own on the corner of roads is for. it means you can cross and the cars should stop to let you. they cant really do pizza for shit.. if its still going have the meat feast from happy croque (its like a toasted baggettute thing) its wil harden your arteries in 40 seconds flat but is lush.
avoid javer
drink wheat beer
have a curry wurst and pretzl
visit the big department stores, even if you dont buy anything they are worth wandering about for a bit
there is a a restraunt just off alter wall that you cook your own meat at the table on a hot stone at. its really nice cant remember its name sadly
There are some great pizza places in Hamburg!
Javer (?) Jever is ok and its at least a Northern German beer unlike wheat beer, which although being great is Bavarian (Spits on the floor in disgust) there are some decent Northern lagers (Holsten isn't one of them mind) such as Bittburger, Herforder, Flensburger and a few more.
It should be Currywurst und Pommes! Pretzl is also a BAVARIAN!!!! thing (spits again!)