GTA V

[Dillinger4]

I completed it a while ago. The ending was a bit rubbish. I sold my PS3 + games.

 

[Bob_the_lost]

I completed it a while ago. The ending was a bit rubbish. I sold my PS3 + games.

It felt like the end of the lord of the rings. The bit they tacked on to tone down the massive homoerotocism where they all lived happily ever after...
Just there to offer closure. Next time I'm going with option A. He's got it coming

 

[Supine]

Six friends stayed at the weekend. They all loved playing gta.

Two of them have gone home to buy consoles!!!

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Loving the online game. Won my first race last night. I was literally jumping up and down. My girlfriend thought i was mental.

Not liking the waiting time between missions and stuff. And I got kicked from the server by other players for some reason. I have not idea why. Am not a griefer. have 20MBPS line- Don't use a Mic, was just playing races picking up cash here and there. Didnt even cap anyone or steal their car. Was a bit fucked off about that to be honest as i was halfway through delivering a car back to whatshisname. But it was 1am so took it as a sign i should go to bed.

 

[el-ahrairah]

my copy came today. it is sitting on my desk. i'm away for most of the weekend. but i've taken monday and tuesday off

 

[Supine]

I found a weed farm up north

 

[Supine]

And the hospital drive through. Amazing

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

I have recently started a job that could make my career for me for life if I play my cards right. Talking global recognition. It's a good gig, but it will take a lot of strategy and planning late evenings working to shape this.


And then there's GTA online. Fuck it.

 

[Dead Cat Bounce]

Today I've been kidnapped and tied to a railway track wearing only a pair of dirty white pants, gone on a rampage and killed a load of rednecks wearing the same pair of pants, blown up a meth lab (again in the same pair of pants) and have now been kidnapped by some aliens and sky dived back down to Los Santos whilst tripping in a pair of different white pants.

Best game ever.

 

[electroplated]

I had a good online session at last, playing the 'top fun' mission repeatedly - fighter jets vs motorbikes, was ace

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Fucking ave it!

 

[Voley]

It isn't really in my nature to return stolen wallets etc. But I just tried it and the reward has been stupendous. I'll do this a bit more in future. If the reward's a bit stingy I can always attach a sticky bomb to them.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

electroplated

 

[electroplated]

haha! I didn't even realise you were on the same mission! Not very good at the parachuting challenges myself, still loving the 'top fun' jets one though - playing online now in fact if anyone wants to join....

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

yeah i sent you a friend request. I have tried setting my character as boris but it keeps reverting to my gamertag of mjksec2011

 

[electroplated]

ah - that'll be why.... I'll add you when next online

 

[souljacker]

Played a bit of online last night. Its still very flaky. At one point it froze completely but this was fixed by changing my session. Tried a couple of missions and then entered a deathmatch which failed completely and then bumped me into the story mode.

I have managed to suss out the social club thing though so am in the crew (BigBiggyBiggs)

How do I make sure I'm in a session with other members of the crew though?

 

[electroplated]

There's an option if you pause the game, go to the online tab then jobs, to select jobs with other crew or friends? Something along those lines anyway

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

My apologies to bearded drummer. For shot gunning you in the head

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

My apologies to bearded drummer. For shot gunning you in the head

It was just it was in the canyon and there were no witnesses. Apart from the other twat who had been shooting at me that i mistook for you.

Thanks for the $23.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

My apologies to bearded drummer. For shot gunning you in the head

just realised who this is.

Poor the TitanSound

 

[TitanSound]

You've made a powerful enemy my friend.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

You've made a powerful enemy my friend.

Didn't look too powerful last night all laid out, all fragile.

In the words of peter cook.

"Didn't half give me the horn, that. Him lying there. He looked so fucking vulnerable, didn't he? I mean, like, I c-, I couldn't prevent myself, you know, having a wank immediately 'cause he looked-, he looked vulnerable, he looked at-, at rest and, er, somebody had, er, gone to the trouble of plucking all that hair out of his nostrils. I didn't fancy him when he was alive 'cause he had all this fucking hair up his nostrils but when they'd, er, when the cosmetician had had a go at his body and that"

 

[TitanSound]

Well I'm glad I gave you some sort of perverse kick. Looking at my freshly shotgunned body, so vulnerable and sexy.

 

[Supine]

I chose A. Now on a mission for all the alien parts. Thank god for the wiki!!!

 

[Ranbay]

So i did this,



Then he got upset....

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

I did something similar last night. same guy 3 times in a row. Gunned in him own car. Then stole his car drove round the block and when he respawned run him over.

 

[Supine]

I've just requested to join the group. Will be online next week hopefully.

I've found 49 of the spaceship parts. For the life of me I can't work out where the 50th piece is. Grrrrr.

 

[fogbat]

Could someone approve me to join the urban75 crew, please?

 

[TitanSound]

Could someone approve me to join the urban75 crew, please?

It's a trap.