Green Street

[Orang Utan]

It's on now on ITV4. It's just started.
It's a brilliantly acted, gritty and authentic film about West Hamchester sportball hooligans.
Watch it! I guarantee you won't regret it!

 

[Gingerman]

The Hoolie Hobbit

 

[tommers]

One of our finest moments.

 

[tommers]

We fackin ate journalists!

In fact that's probably written wrong cos the main hoolie sounds Dutch or something.

 

[Gingerman]

So good they made a sequel

 

[Orang Utan]

The sequel is unbelievable.

 

[SpookyFrank]

To be fair to this film, it's no shitter than West Ham themselves.

 

[Gingerman]

The sequel is unbelievable.

Yes....its hard to believe they made one.

 

[Orang Utan]

Yes....its hard to believe they made one.

Americans love hooligan films! That's why they filmed the sequel in California and didn't do much to disguise the fact

 

[Orang Utan]

To be fair to this film, it's no shitter than West Ham themselves.

They're a pretty good team, aren't they?

 

[Sue]

So good they made a sequel

My sister always uses this as her example of worst film ever. No., I've no idea what she was doing watching it either...

 

[tommers]

They're a pretty good team, aren't they?

Yes. Yes they are. Better than whatever bunch of twats Spooky Frank pretends to support.

 

[Ted Striker]

I know the guy working on no3. No lies.

 

[TruXta]

Fuck that's a shit film.

 

[Gingerman]

I know the guy working on no3. No lies.

Theres a turd....I mean a third one !!!!

 

[DotCommunist]

made Football Factory look like high art

 

[Kidda]

I love this film because it's complete shite. Charlie Hunnans accent is just hysterical.

 

[Firky]

The sequel is unbelievable.

That's my mate on the front. Ross McCall.

 

[Orang Utan]

Is he a scotch? He definitely isn't a cockney!

 

[Jon-of-arc]

I know the guy working on no3. No lies.

I'll expose that lie. Green street 3 ("Return of the Major") will not be made, due to the poor critical reception of Green Street 2 ("Stand your Grahnd").

 

[Frances Lengel]

My sister always uses this as her example of worst film ever. No., I've no idea what she was doing watching it either...

Nah the worst film ever has to be this



E2a has Sadie Frost ever been in a decent film?

 

[The Boy]

Nah the worst film ever has to be this

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E2a has Sadie Frost ever been in a decent film?

Bollocks, mate. That's a classic.

The accents are almost as good as the cockernees in Green Street. As is the dialogue.

 

[Orang Utan]

They are all entertaining films, though shit.
A truly bad film is not entertaining.

 

[Frances Lengel]

They are all entertaining films, though shit.
A truly bad film is not entertaining.

True - Films like Showgirls or Sliver prove the veracity of your statement.

One of the worst films ever has to be Wall Street - Like capitalism could ever be entertaining.

 

[jelavicroad]

the yank would never have been accepted into a hooligan firm well i really can't see it i.d is still the best movie in that category

 

[Orang Utan]

the yank would never have been accepted into a hooligan firm well i really can't see it i.d is still the best movie in that category

The Firm is the best hooligan film by far

 

[mattie]

Is this better, worse or about the same as the Football Factory?

To be fair, I'm not sure you can have a serious - sorry, a pwopah nawty - football fighting film without a constipated Danny Dyer.

 

[marty21]

So good they made a sequel

I watched that a few days ago , truly awful

 

[Pickman's model]

Is this better, worse or about the same as the Football Factory?

To be fair, I'm not sure you can have a serious - sorry, a pwopah nawty - football fighting film without a constipated Danny Dyer.

the expulsion of his faeces the high point of any dyer film

 

[Smokeandsteam]

I watched that a few days ago , truly awful

I love shit films - particularly of this genre - but even I was stunned into silence by this one.