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If I was watching X Factor (and enjoying it) I would murder anyone singing along with all the songs. I don't know how they all put up with it, 'cos all the families seem to have one annoying bastard doing it.

I can ask, but like a lot of these things the families will be constantly reminded to do something, make comments, etc etc. "Do you sing along to X factor?" "Sometimes" , "Well do more of that"
They will have already been picked out of hundreds of people to be the ones that will make better telly. It might look like you are watching a random cross section of the country, but everyone is carefully selected and primed.
 
Yeah, and Santa doesn't exist. Bruce Willis is dead and the guy with the limp did it.
 
I'm new to this as I don't have a telly but i cackled like fuck all the way through it tonight:D

Genius, it can't sustain itself surely?
 
The mum in the Jewish family got on my tits a bit; kept on shouting at people to stop talking :confused:
 
i got a bit bored with it last night.
They've tried to introduce a bit o' politics in it.

The gays still make me laugh the most though; "One eye's gone down the shops, the other's coming back with the change" (I just hope no cross eyed people were offended)
 
The mum in the Jewish family got on my tits a bit; kept on shouting at people to stop talking :confused:

Yes, I have a sister like that (loud and screechy, not jewish).

The whole family get on my tits.
You. Are. On. The. Fucking. Telly.
Put. Some. Fucking. Shoes. On. You. Dossers.

With such important topics as Ukraine and UKIP discussed, I feel the real question is what the fuck has Louis done to his hair? :facepalm:
 
Yes, I have a sister like that (loud and screechy, not jewish).

The whole family get on my tits.
You. Are. On. The. Fucking. Telly.
Put. Some. Fucking. Shoes. On. You. Dossers.

With such important topics as Ukraine and UKIP discussed, I feel the real question is what the fuck has Louis done to his hair? :facepalm:
Did he have a little tufty pony-tail?
 
"it cant be world war three, the Germans aren't involved" went down well with the German bloke! Their son still hasn't said anything :)
 
Just watched it. Creased up at the Grease singing... :D

Still love the poshos. And Leon and June.
 
That thing with the corn on the cob made me laugh more than it should have. :D

That fruit thing too, my husband had to do a similar thing with a bauble and a lampshade. There was even a fucking Facebook group. :oops:
 
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