George Lucas to make Indiana Jones 5
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T & P
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Paedophilia and incest...
And there's bound to be some bestiality in Star Wars somewhere...
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
Paedophilia and incest...
And there's bound to be some bestiality in Star Wars somewhere...
'Leia -The Untold Story of Endor'
Kid_Eternity
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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T & P
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kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
Ewok Totem Bukake
The whole Leia having sex with the ewoks to save herself is a rule 34 in itself, but google images seems to be sadly lacking in illustrations.
The whole Leia having sex with the ewoks to save herself is a rule 34 in itself, but google images seems to be sadly lacking in illustrations.
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
you know the thing with four is there are things i can forgive
i can forgive the fridge... this isn't reality... the jumped out of a plabne in a boat before it's a bit ott but i could have forgiven it... if it had been part of a better film ...
the aliens... well we have had magic and gods so aliens could have been ok... but i think perhaps doing it in a more subtle way would have better... the last bit of the movie was just a cgi firework session
the real real problem of the films is the plot was fucked... it just doesn't hold together... it just kinda goes from scene to scene
plus it's not even a proper indy film as they make it indy and mutt...
now when they made crusade it was it was the same... jones and jones jr... but it was fucking connery and ford not shia lefuckingbeouf
the overall lackluster experiance just completly ruined the film and stopped you suspending your disbelief
i can forgive the fridge... this isn't reality... the jumped out of a plabne in a boat before it's a bit ott but i could have forgiven it... if it had been part of a better film ...
the aliens... well we have had magic and gods so aliens could have been ok... but i think perhaps doing it in a more subtle way would have better... the last bit of the movie was just a cgi firework session
the real real problem of the films is the plot was fucked... it just doesn't hold together... it just kinda goes from scene to scene
plus it's not even a proper indy film as they make it indy and mutt...
now when they made crusade it was it was the same... jones and jones jr... but it was fucking connery and ford not shia lefuckingbeouf
the overall lackluster experiance just completly ruined the film and stopped you suspending your disbelief
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
I'm shocked and surprised you're lacking Leia ewok rape mange, shippy.
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
a quick look though my online sources shows supprisinly little leia art..
however as the anime rule goes.... everything is better if it's a cute girl
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
btw...
it's a trap
it's a trap
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
for all you rebal scum out there
for all you storm troopers
for all you storm troopers
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
I don't
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
The Octagon
Stop...Hammertime
Freudian slip?
PopCulture
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One of all my all time favorites. Most things H.V. does i like.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
That, the aliens (makes sense, being the 50s) from the places between the places and the silly CGI monkeys. Still probably see the 5th.
The mock-up town getting nuked was the only good thing.
It wasn't all bad!
Rubbish accent. Couldn't trill the R's.
And her character was Ukrainian, Dotty.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
'Hey Indy! I still insulting stereotype! You mister old man now! No jade in column, so I fuck pretty lady in the ass.'
la ressistance
aesthete
gsv
liminally queer
Short Round.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087469/
Get yer shit right if you're going to chuck around
GS(v)
la ressistance
aesthete
Short Round.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087469/
Get yer shit right if you're going to chuck around
GS(v)
doh
sleaterkinney
Well-Known Member
surviving a nuclear bomb by hiding in the fridge
The aliens. Everything about that movie was shit.
Megaton
Resident D'N'B DJ
Went to see Indy 4 in the cinema on release, I remember it being watchable but incredibly stupid (Indy with aliens....
). I had virtually eradicated it from my mind, until I watched it again at xmas, and it was even worse than I remembered. Definately up there with Matrix Revolutions. So why a fifth?
You know there will probably be a 6th as well, Lucas only does things in 6s, like satan.
). I had virtually eradicated it from my mind, until I watched it again at xmas, and it was even worse than I remembered. Definately up there with Matrix Revolutions. So why a fifth? You know there will probably be a 6th as well, Lucas only does things in 6s, like satan.
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