Falmouth hotel destroyed by fire

[Voley]

There was a place for sale in PZ for 45 grand recently but it was basically an attic.

 

[Libertad]

You could buy all of Redruth for £50k.

 

[Ground Elder]

Did the missing guests from the Falmouth hotel turn up?

Everyone is accounted for.

 

[madzone]

They're all inland though. Redruth is pretty depressing - kids looking glum with nout to do or doing nout? He likes Marizian end of Penzance & the coast bit generally (not many like Penzance bit though).

The marazion end of Pz? And he has 50K?

 

[madzone]

He's only looking for a studio & there are some around for less than that at the moment. There are also park houses round for that price. It looks a bit cheaper than Falmouth.

Park houses? Like caravans on a platform sorta thing? That's usually where the council puts addicts and the like.

Anyway - we don't want anymore fucking Londoners

Is he fit?

 

[Dr Alimantado]

Park houses? Like caravans on a platform sorta thing? That's usually where the council puts addicts and the like.

Anyway - we don't want anymore fucking Londoners

Is he fit?

Yeah caravans on summat or other. There's one on Jelbert Way for £60K at the mo near the Heliport. I figured it may be full of old gets rather than addicts, but I guess he can work on that.

Up yours

& I don't fancy him, but I can mail you his photo....oh you mean that sort of fit, well he's getting on a bit but jogs & likes long walks (would have to if living on Jelbert Way).

 

[madzone]

Actually the one on Jelbert way probably isn't addicty and it's about 20 yards away from a massive 24hr Tesco so he'll never run out of milk

No, I didn't mean that sort of fit. But he jogs so let's not bother with photos

 

[Ground Elder]

Jelbert Way - very damp, poorly built former holiday lets, which certainly used to be 'addicty', but I don't know if they still are. They'll also be next right next to a 24 hour Sainsburys soon.

 

[madzone]

Jelbert Way - very damp, poorly built former holiday lets, which certainly used to be 'addicty', but I don't know if they still are. They'll also be next right next to a 24 hour Sainsburys soon.

Oh, are the Jelbert Way the white ones right next to the Heliport? Not the caravanny type ones directly opposite Tesco that adjoin the Barn club car park?

 

[Dr Alimantado]

Oh, are the Jelbert Way the white ones right next to the Heliport? Not the caravanny type ones directly opposite Tesco that adjoin the Barn club car park?

Yes & consistent with what Ground Elder says, they look like Butlins places.

 

[madzone]

Yes & consistent with what Ground Elder says, they look like Butlins places.

Oh. They're fucking horrible and full of wrong un's. My stepdaughter lived in one for a while.

 

[Dr Alimantado]

Oh. They're fucking horrible and full of wrong un's. My stepdaughter lived in one for a while.

Cheers, I've fed that back to him & the damp/addicty bit. He says he'll keep looking.

 

[madzone]

He's not going to get anything nice for 50k. Not anywhere in Cornwall and if he's set on travelling to London a lot why is he looking at the place that's farthest away?

He sounds a bit of a nob

 

[danny la rouge]

If I ever get married again, I'll get married at The Headland Hotel in Newquay, preferably during a storm.

Just quoting this hint in case "anyone" missed it...

 

[Geri]

It's not a hint! I will only consider re marriage if I meet a good looking, faithful, kind millionaire

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[madzone]

Cheers, I've fed that back to him & the damp/addicty bit. He says he'll keep looking.

What about this one in Falmouth? Falmouth's much nicer than pz
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-26628193.html

 

[goldenecitrone]

A mate from London is thinking of living in Falmouth, I've always liked it - very attractive & has a nice vibe to it. Apparently it was a major port & one of the wealthiest towns back in the day (the mediaevil one). I don't recall there being many great pubs though either.

My mate lived in Falmouth for 2 years whilst he was doing his PhD. Nice little town, keeps you fit with all the hills you have to walk up and down. He reckoned it's where all the people on the run from their lives end up at the tip of the country, the last chance saloon as it were. Nice views though.

 

[Dr Alimantado]

What about this one in Falmouth? Falmouth's much nicer than pz
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-26628193.html

Thanks, I alerted him of this one & another around there. He said he was aiming for spmething more central in town. I like it, but would this be on an estate with social malais?

 

[Dr Alimantado]

My mate lived in Falmouth for 2 years whilst he was doing his PhD. Nice little town, keeps you fit with all the hills you have to walk up and down. He reckoned it's where all the people on the run from their lives end up at the tip of the country, the last chance saloon as it were. Nice views though.

I think there's something in this - Cornwall definitely has the isolation if you're legging it from summat. Living in Devon, I notice a difference - people tend to be more staid here, like little Englanders, whereas Cornwall seems to be more right on.

 

[Ground Elder]

 

[Libertad]

Cornwall, frequently misunderstood.

 

[Dr Alimantado]

Care to explain pal?

 

[Dr Alimantado]

Cornwall, frequently misunderstood.

WTF?

 

[madzone]

Thanks, I alerted him of this one & another around there. He said he was aiming for spmething more central in town. I like it, but would this be on an estate with social malais?

He doesn't want a lot for his 50k does he?

Falmouth doesn't really do 'social malaise'. Unless you count students.

 

[RoyReed]

Talking of Penzance, I've a brother who's looking at places for something like £50K! & reckons Penzance is the only solution. He wants to be able to get a train to London a lot.

There's a three bedroom house for sale within five miles of Penzance for £54k. Plenty of stuff under £60k so long as you don't want to be on the coast with a sea view.

 

[Ground Elder]

That's not a house - it is a restricted occupancy holiday let.

 

[madzone]

That's not a house - it is a restricted occupancy holiday let.

What do we know?

 

[madzone]

There's a three bedroom house for sale within five miles of Penzance for £54k. Plenty of stuff under £60k so long as you don't want to be on the coast with a sea view.

No, there isn't