Jamie Wyatt
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To Peterborough....
Erhun Oztumer moves to Peterborough United
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sankara
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Right, I'm editing my original post as it was a little but reactionary and words were said in the heat of the moment so I've changed them to red text (as a homage to my rage) and left them at the bottom of this post, should anyone want to refer to them.
Erhun, I'm sure someone has been advising you badly, as there is no possible way that anyone in their right mind would sign a contract of employment with the scum. I'm no contract lawyer but I'm positive that there must be a way out of this as you must have signed under some sort of duress. I still love you Erhun, you just need help and I will assist you in any way possible to rid yourself of the chains of Peterborough.
Drop me a private message if you want. You don't have to go public with your admission of folly.
I even know a football agent, we'll get you a proper contract!
Fucking scumbag!
I said to him at the awards evening - "Please Erhun, anyone but the posh scum. Promise me you won't go to Peterborough!"
He chuckled in response but I assumed that he would take into account the feelings of those fans that he calls his friends.
All of that love I had for him is gone in an instant.
Fuck off Erhun and don't come back!
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G Man
Formerly of hard hat fame
sankara
Well-Known Member
Hopefully they'll spell his name correctly next time
Joe K
no al calcio con orchestra di ukulele
Peterborough aren't my favourite club in the world, but their track record over the last ten years of signing and then actually using young players from non-league is pretty impressive (although they have stockpiled at times). It's a good place for him to be. Good luck to him.
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Urgh, Peterborough. I hope he's the shining light in a last placed team next year.
Jamie Wyatt
Well-Known Member
Does it really matter where he has gone?
We should all just be delighted he has finally got what he deserves, a fantastic player and a good man!
Good luck to him.....
We should all just be delighted he has finally got what he deserves, a fantastic player and a good man!
Good luck to him.....
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
sankara
Well-Known Member
It matters to me. I must be the only former Northampton supporter at Dulwich though.
Posh 'n Proud
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'Former' Cobbler? A football club's for life, Mr/Mrs/Ms Sankara.
Just to let you guys know that the Posh fans who have been scrutinising Erhun have had absolutely nothing but good to say about DHFC, Gavin Rose's excellent setup and your superb fans. I've been bigging up your young lad for several weeks and I'm delighted that we've managed to bag him. The kind of football he's experienced at Dulwich will stand him in very good stead at Posh.
I watched your last two home games and I commiserate wholeheartedly with your rotten luck at the very death. Your fans are an absolute credit to you - to swallow what must have been a big disappointment with such dignity and good humour. I wish you all the very best next year, your great little club is like a breath of fresh air.
We'll take very good care of your Erhun, your only Erhun. Many thanks.
Just to let you guys know that the Posh fans who have been scrutinising Erhun have had absolutely nothing but good to say about DHFC, Gavin Rose's excellent setup and your superb fans. I've been bigging up your young lad for several weeks and I'm delighted that we've managed to bag him. The kind of football he's experienced at Dulwich will stand him in very good stead at Posh.
I watched your last two home games and I commiserate wholeheartedly with your rotten luck at the very death. Your fans are an absolute credit to you - to swallow what must have been a big disappointment with such dignity and good humour. I wish you all the very best next year, your great little club is like a breath of fresh air.
We'll take very good care of your Erhun, your only Erhun. Many thanks.
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hiraethified
Well, I used to think that, but in my case the club I supported from age 4 upwards turned into a club I no longer recognised. Different strip, different badge, different colours and, worst of all, a load of nu-fans who didn't give a fuck about any of that so long as we could make it to the hallowed Premiership - which was fucking shit, anyway.
Hamlet do football like it should be. Fuck modern football.
el-ahrairah
forward communism, forward gerbils!
sankara
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No Peterborough supporter gets to tell me how and for how long I get to follow a football club.
I will not fall for your flattery either, you might have good things to say about our "little club" but I'm afraid I can't reciprocate.
I personally wish you no ill will but I do hope your club suffers many years of misery and pain.
vicarofsibley
80087355
Is Erhun now the shortest player in the Football League?
TonyWalt
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What are you on about Sankara?!
Have a bit of courtesy.
Cheers "Posh 'n Proud", Oztumer is a fine footballer, good luck next season.
Posh 'n Proud
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I was actually extending good wishes and courtesy to all Hamlet fans - I think you're flattering yourself a little. Please feel completely free to chop and change your clubs as often as you see fit and to maintain all or any malicious sentiments towards other fans.
Great news is that Posh are coming to Champion Hill for a pre-season game. This will give some Posh fans a chance to enjoy the character of DHFC and will give your guys an opportunity to say a proper farewell to your little diamond. I'm looking forward to it.
sankara
Well-Known Member
Please don't judge any other Hamlet fans by the bile and hate that I like to spout from time to time. We're mostly a lovely bunch and the others couldn't care less about the Cobblers or the Posh. By accident of birth, I do have a vested interest and was raised to passionately dislike your team.
I have no truck with you or your fans at all - again, accident of birth and all that - I just like to see your team lose and was deeply upset to see a player that I have admired so much play in your colours. I'll get over it though.
Apologies for having a go at you personally, I would still enjoy seeing you relegated though.
Posh 'n Proud,
T
Not quite sure what's got into Sankara Posh'n Proud but I really appreciate your comments about our club. There is something pretty special building at Champion Hill at the moment, and Erhun has played a massive part in this (and also in my conversion from someone who had no interest whatsoever in football, to a non-league fanatic). He's a great player, really deserves this chance, and I can't wait to see him on The Football League Show.
T
Not quite sure what's got into Sankara Posh'n Proud but I really appreciate your comments about our club. There is something pretty special building at Champion Hill at the moment, and Erhun has played a massive part in this (and also in my conversion from someone who had no interest whatsoever in football, to a non-league fanatic). He's a great player, really deserves this chance, and I can't wait to see him on The Football League Show.
vornstyle76
Dundela FC, Transpontine Diaspora Brigade
Champion_hill
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Come on, we all understand the often irrational nature of footballing rivalry. If we end up getting a friendly against them, I promise to make sure that sankara is wearing a muzzle.
I made the mistake of telling pompeydunc the other day that I had some admiration for Southampton. I was promptly put in my place and advised that they were a bunch of scabs. And following today I now appreciate the role of Peterborough in the world arms race.
Supporting the Hamlet is proper educational.
I made the mistake of telling pompeydunc the other day that I had some admiration for Southampton. I was promptly put in my place and advised that they were a bunch of scabs. And following today I now appreciate the role of Peterborough in the world arms race.
Supporting the Hamlet is proper educational.
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hiraethified
You haven't heard of the Posh Mines?
No, neither has google...
editor
hiraethified
Looks like Peterborough's cover up campaign is working. Is there anything for 'Boro Bombs?
sankara
Well-Known Member
Or try "Barry Fry's Blitzin' Bastards"
Balbi
Hey, Dean Yager!
Posh 'n Proud
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No worries - we won't get relegated so we'll instead hope for you to (finally) get promoted then we can have some exciting derbies again.
Looking at our confirmed pre-season, I'm thinking that the friendly might be scheduled for midweek on 15 or 16 July. I'm currently looking forward to a pleasant summer's evening of passing football and beer at Champion Hill more than I am the World Cup and I'll confirm the friendly date if we find out at our end first.
Just to update you regarding Erhun in case you haven't seen or read every interview - his love for you guys is enduring, you can rest assured of that. Posh are putting him on a pre, pre-season programme to hone his fitness and this isn't a damning indictment of his natural fitness, more an indication that we have big plans for him and want to get him involved as soon as possible. His technical ability isn't questioned at all and they're certainly not bothered by his size. As you can imagine, Erhun is genuinely excited and bang-up for the challenge ahead. This signing has been very well received by practically all of the Posh fans but we're now not expecting a very cordial welcome at Kenilworth Road for our final pre-season game. I wouldn't be all that surprised if the fixture got flounced from the list!
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