It's option c for you. But clearly options a & b for the poor lad himself.
It's option c for you. But clearly options a & b for the poor lad himself.
But you look lovely in a dress! You can be his role model
Oh actually that should be
But you look lovely in a dress! You can be his role model
Oh actually that should be
I was bullied into it. I know what it's like.
Scrumpy Sunday
In celebration of all things Westcountry, we are proud to announce Scrumpy Sunday, hosted by Dorset Lovelies Who’s Afear’d. The event will take place on the third stage, (which is now situated in the Wig-on Casino) on the Sunday afternoon. Expect traditional Scrumpy ( none of they fizzy nonsense), great bands with which to drink a drop of the golden stuff, drink awareness schemes and plenty of off the wall comedy action from the hosts. This is also Ladies Day – a chance to dress up in a pretty frock, drink scrumpy and no-one bat an eyelid – the two events go hand in hand - quite perfect really. More details – but not too many - will be released nearer the time
ooooh
It's going to be a messy sunday that's for sure
But I'm going to spend the whole weekend wearing a dress and drinking scrumpy
i was going to wear a dress last year, but tried on the one i had lying around and it was far too tight and potentially offensive.
so this year i'll make sure i get a good one before hand
i need to find a dress with a pocket for the hip flask so i dont have to lug a bag round with me.
OMG - I have got the foal the most fabulous dress from one of my local charity shops. It's peach satin, with lace, bows, flowers and petticoats.
It's going to be hard to find something for me that does it justice
ooooh
Scrumpy Sunday
In celebration of all things Westcountry, we are proud to announce Scrumpy Sunday, hosted by Dorset Lovelies Who’s Afear’d. The event will take place on the third stage, (which is now situated in the Wig-on Casino) on the Sunday afternoon. Expect traditional Scrumpy ( none of they fizzy nonsense), great bands with which to drink a drop of the golden stuff, drink awareness schemes and plenty of off the wall comedy action from the hosts. This is also Ladies Day – a chance to dress up in a pretty frock, drink scrumpy and no-one bat an eyelid – the two events go hand in hand - quite perfect really. More details – but not too many - will be released nearer the time
Get an apron. Probably enough space for a piece of fruit and a packet of fags, too.
Why more people aren't wearing aprons to festivals is a mystery to me.
This is a quality idea, real practical. Alternatively, those multi pocketted/zipped money aprons that market traders use would also work very well ... we were wearing them when on money handling duties on some of our shifts at Glasto, and they did the business
I'd love to have gone, but I can nay afford it. Sour times.
Holed up in the stinking smoke while everyone else gets to skip around in the daisies with rabbits and badgers in sun-bleached Dorset pastures off their faces on mephedrone and ket by night and pissed up on local ale by day to a soundtrack of shit hot music...nuuuuuuh.
*Goes away to commit suicide by window shopping in Penge*