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[TopCat]

You might only need two meals all weekend lard belly.

If I don't eat all the time I go really skinny.

I think a barbeque might be in order.

 

[Tank Girl]

I'll get my mum to drop me supplies off every day

 

[Biddlybee]

I took a chilli last time I went... made it up and froze it - it was still half frozen by the 2nd day of the festival

 

[JTG]

I'll get my mum to drop me supplies off every day

your mum's a dealer?!

 

[Tank Girl]

yeah, a dealer in food

she lives pretty close to sixpenny handley

 

[onenameshelley]

I think a barbeque might be in order.

Cool, can we take BBQ's then? That would be ace

Tanky: we should get both our mums down for catering.

Mumma Tanky and Mumma onenames tea trolley service

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

I'm up for a BBQ, as long as moaning veggie fuckers don't whinge when I chuck a slab of dead cow on it

 

[han]

I think I need a fridge this year as well more changes of clothes and better cooking arrangements. The cooking issue was my only real complaint last year. If I had not taken quite so many drugs and actually had an appetite than I would have been stuffed. You can only eat so many cheese and tomato toasties.

The vegan food in the Moonbeam cafe (apart from excellent but overpriced toast and marmite) tasted better when I vomited it up than when it went down.

Solution - camp in the campervan field - ve have fridges

 

[han]

I'm up for a BBQ, as long as moaning veggie fuckers don't whinge when I chuck a slab of dead cow on it

I'm all for a bit of dead cow. Oooh and thottages. And bacon!

Nothing like the smell of bacon to wake you up on a festie Saturday morning...

Bunting - yay!

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

<camps next to han>

 

[Termite Man]

I'm up for a BBQ, as long as moaning veggie fuckers don't whinge when I chuck a slab of dead cow on it

If they do can we chuck them on the barbie

mmmm festval cannibalism mmmmm

 

[han]

might need to fatten Will up a bit first to make him tasty...

 

[editor]

Nothing like the smell of bacon to wake you up on a festie Saturday morning...

*edges tent away from han.

 

[Termite Man]

might need to fatten Will up a bit first to make him tasty...

I guess he'd be better for cooking in a stew slowly over a day . We could maybe take it in turns to stir the pot/add water so nothing burns .

 

[onenameshelley]

*cough* no eating of veggies its mean

Well if there are two bbq's then one can be veggie friendly and one can be meat friendly and neither twane shall meet

I have seen a really cute little red bbq

 

[Termite Man]

*cough* no eating of veggies its mean

Well if there are two bbq's then one can be veggie friendly and one can be meat friendly and neither twane shall meet

I have seen a really cute little red bbq

is it practical though ?

 

[onenameshelley]

is it practical though ?

I dont give a figs hoot if its practical! Its pretty and i likes it.

 

[Termite Man]

I dont give a figs hoot if its practical! Its pretty and i likes it.

you'll have to carry it ...

 

[onenameshelley]

you'll have to carry it ...

Its a 30cm metal bucket with little wire legs i think i will manage...it comes in orange.

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

beesonthewhatnow, editor, El Jefe, Flounder, han, JTG, madamv, moonsi til, onenameshelley, Stig, Tank Girl, Termite Man, Thora, TopCat, Tort

this list is so full of win I barely know where to start

And what a fine list it is!!!!!!!! really wannna meet spangles and zenie too (and who ever isnt on that list up there ^^^^

I am so excited about this, it was the best bit of summer 07.

I'm still trying to decide whether i can handle any domestic agg, mr D asked if we were going this year - twas a good festie mind!

Mmmmm, toasties

I never seen any toasties!!!!! and i never put me tuttsies in the paddling pool I may bring strawberry jelly if i do go

 

[strange-fish]

Solution - camp in the campervan field - ve have fridges

No we don't - we are not all as posh as you - no fridge (just an oversized coolbox) - but I do have the van

 

[Termite Man]

Its a 30cm metal bucket with little wire legs i think i will manage...it comes in orange.

if we get the ornage tent then they will co-ordinate !

 

[Tank Girl]

I'm wondering whether to ask my mum if she'll take her old caravan to the site for us.

 

[onenameshelley]

I'm wondering whether to ask my mum if she'll take her old caravan to the site for us.

That would be cool, you could make bacon sandwiches and hand them out the window like my mum used too when we in the caravan. Also that way you could really go mental with the bunting and you could even have fairy lights too, it would be the caravan of love - too excited.

 

[onenameshelley]

if we get the ornage tent then they will co-ordinate !

i am not co-ordinating the tent with the BBQ what kind of freak are you???

Anyway other than sun cream, dry shampoo, chap stick and wet wipes are there any other essentials i would need?

 

[Tank Girl]

I want to phone her now, but I don't think she'd appreciate a call at work regarding something that's happening in august

 

[Termite Man]

i am not co-ordinating the tent with the BBQ what kind of freak are you???

Anyway other than sun cream, dry shampoo, chap stick and wet wipes are there any other essentials i would need?

I'm going to make you watch bear grills and that bloke who eats mars bars when he's not being filmed so your prepared for camping

 

[ouchmonkey]

I'm going to make you watch bear grills and that bloke who eats mars bars when he's not being filmed so your prepared for camping

Bear Grylls is the one who'd be commuting in from Bournemouth's finest hotel each morning, the big pansy.

 

[onenameshelley]

I want to phone her now, but I don't think she'd appreciate a call at work regarding something that's happening in august

hmmm yes quite possibly not her highest priority, but dont let that stop you this is important

Cabbage: i am not watching bear grills (who named that prick anyway?) or fatty boom batty green Ray either, i know how to survive in the wilderness i did buy my dad that fire stick thing. oooh can i have a fire stick now

 

[han]

I'm wondering whether to ask my mum if she'll take her old caravan to the site for us.

You should do it - seriously - there were deffo a few caravans there last year....

Yeah let's decorate the caravan!

Is it like this? (cuuute!)