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[El Jefe]

Firky shows off his new scarf

 

[Pieface]

Oh you meany!

 

[Firky]

I'll set pk on you

 

[El Jefe]

I'll set pk on you

Thank God i don't live in a pub in Epsom

 

[Firky]

I'd be grateful if I didn't live in Epsom period.

 

[bluestreak]

How did your neck get like that firky, was it some sort of accident, or just poor genes?

 

[Onket]

And why are you speaking American?

 

[Firky]

Penis reduction. Seemed a shame to waste good flesh.

 

[Looby]

How did your neck get like that firky, was it some sort of accident, or just poor genes?

PMSL, that's really cruel.

 

[Pieface]

Eurgh.

Foreskin neckskin chickenskin

 

[bluestreak]

Penis reduction. Seemed a shame to waste good flesh.

Couldn't they have used it to feed you up a bit?

 

[dodgepot]

you lot are bullies.

 

[bluestreak]

Take that back or i'll give you a chinese burn

 

[Firky]

PMSL, that's really cruel.

fear the neck!!!

 

[dodgepot]

no way.

 

[boohoo]

I have a long neck - i might have to see if it's as long as Firky's.

 

[dodgepot]

fear the neck!!!

what's wrong with your ear?

 

[Firky]

I have no ear lobes

 

[Looby]

what's wrong with your ear?

What's wrong with his hair more importantly?

 

[bluestreak]

He's actually twisted his head over 180 degrees in that picture.

 

[zenie]

I have a long neck - i might have to see if it's as long as Firky's.

Me too, maybe we can have a measure?

what's wrong with your ear?

You're hardly one to talk are you?

 

[dodgepot]

my ears are perfectly fine. big and flappy, like ears should be.

 

[boohoo]

Me too, maybe we can have a measure?

if we get bored, we can have a neck measuring competition...

Long necks are elegant... for ladies anyway...

 

[El Jefe]

 

[Looby]

OMFG.

 

[foo]

I have no ear lobes

my mum would say you're a thief then.

wierd woman.

 

[Firky]

 

[Idaho]

Nah, Firky is 74% less of a cunt in real life.

That's still quite cunty relatively speaking.

He must be my opposite. I am balanced and polite online and boorish and overbearing in real life

 

[Termite Man]

my ears are perfectly fine. big and flappy, like ears should be.

 

[dodgepot]

precisely