eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Mephitic]

Max really needs to learn to shut the fuck up.

 

[Thimble Queen]

Tanya did proper badger him tho.

 

[zoooo]

She did the old if you tell the truth it'll be fine, he tells the truth, she dumps him thing.

 

[Mephitic]

Tanya "lets have a cuddle"
Max "naa i'd rather act all weird, mope around, peep through the curtains, babble on like a loonie, confess everything, admit to feelings for another woman & get kicked out of the house"

He'd have been much better off keeping his trap shut and having a cuddle, imho.

 

[Geri]

She did the old if you tell the truth it'll be fine, he tells the truth, she dumps him thing.

The oldest trick in the book.

 

[zoooo]

Max and Tanya are both quite mental. Lauren and Abi are two of my favourites though. And soooo pretttyyyyyy.

 

[spanglechick]

the performances last night were, i though, really strong - i've never rated those two before... and it wasn't badly written... it's just that they're such unsympathetic characters that the whole thing becomes irritating.

 

[zenie]

I thought he was meant to run after the cab?

 

[Thimble Queen]

I thought he was meant to run after the cab?

He'll just give her a ring in a bit innit

 

[twentythreedom]

Today's update: Max in 'being a dick' shock

 

[harpo]

They are really labouring this council house theme

 

[_angel_]

They are really labouring this council house theme

You'll get your repairs done quickly. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha!

They only just stopped pretending anyone can just wander down to the council and get given a house.
Shows none of the writers know anything about council houses.

 

[harpo]

Yeah...but why do they keep going on about it? Are they going to get political about council houses now?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yeah...but why do they keep going on about it? Are they going to get political about council houses now?

Maybe they're going to touch on the bedroom tax?

 

[_angel_]

Maybe they're going to touch on the bedroom tax?

Considering no one in Walford ever claims housing benefit ever it's unlikely

 

[Ax^]

Lauren and Abi are two of my favourites though. And soooo pretttyyyyyy.

How old is abi's character suppose to be now like 32

She appears to have been stuck in adolescence for the last 15 years

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Considering no one in Walford ever claims housing benefit ever it's unlikely

That's because they've all got jobs, which is why Alfie couldn't find any locals to give a job behind the bar to and chose Max's other wife

 

[zoooo]

How old is abi's character suppose to be now like 32

She appears to have been stuck in adolescence for the last 15 years

Lol. She's just been doing some exams I think, so must be 16. But she does seem to have been that age forever.
She reminds me of the current blonde Blue Peter presenter.

 

[zoooo]

God, Ayesha's annoying. Tell her to grow up and feck off, Masood.

 

[ymu]

That's because they've all got jobs, which is why Alfie couldn't find any locals to give a job behind the bar to and chose Max's other wife

That's because he already employs half of Walford. In the middle of an "Alfie and Kat are struggling to pay the rent" storyline, they were taking on locals left, right and centre, whilst buying Billy's Olympic torch for him.

The council house story will have some well-meaning liberal message but completely miss the point. Same as usual.

 

[crustychick]

God, Ayesha's annoying. Tell her to grow up and feck off, Masood.

She really fucking is. Her total put on naievity and doe-eyed looks in particular.... Grrrr... Leave lovely masood alone.!

 

[Hellsbells]

bloody Cheryl Cole wannabe

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Well it's all going to come to a head next wek and Zainab leaves.

 

[zenie]

Zainab is a horror and needs to go....but what Aiysha said was wrong, poor Mas

 

[zoooo]

I'm sure Zainab actress said her character doesn't leave due to Ayesha. Maybe she was just bluffing.

 

[Looby]

That was really sad. : (

 

[jelavicroad]

Is it just me that thinks carol jacksons a right Milf?

 

[Ax^]

Is it just me that thinks carol jacksons a right Milf?

just you...













and you are a WRONGUN

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'm sure Zainab actress said her character doesn't leave due to Ayesha. Maybe she was just bluffing.

Maybe she's going to get jiggedy with Mas's brother

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Is it just me that thinks carol jacksons a right Milf?

Hang on, I have to google Milf

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