Drag 2010: Part II - The Drag Strikes Back

[sojourner]

carnage - I do hope you layered the crisps on said butty, then pressed down firmly in order to break the crisps up as they nestle between the slices of bread?

Otherwise you're just a cunt

 

[marty21]

it was that or prawn cocktail.

i chose wisely

prawn cocktail would be many shades of wrong

 

[marty21]

carnage - I do hope you layered the crisps on said butty, then pressed down firmly in order to break the crisps up as they nestle between the slices of bread?

Otherwise you're just a cunt

plus crisps first, then the ham, then cruch down the top slice

 

[machine cat]

prawn cocktail would be many shades of wrong

with a ham sarnie yes, but on their own:

 

[neonwilderness]

carnage - I do hope you layered the crisps on said butty, then pressed down firmly in order to break the crisps up as they nestle between the slices of bread?

The proper way to do it

 

[machine cat]

carnage - I do hope you layered the crisps on said butty, then pressed down firmly in order to break the crisps up as they nestle between the slices of bread?

Otherwise you're just a cunt

of course i fucking did!

what do you take me for?

 

[marty21]

of course i fucking did!

what do you take me for?

she did take you for a cunt, but may have revised her position now

 

[machine cat]

she did take you for a cunt, but may have revised her position now

I doubt it

 

[marty21]

I doubt it

did you ask her to make tea again ?

 

[neonwilderness]

Hopefully not using the Monkfish method

 

[machine cat]

i haven't found anything witty to say yet

 

[Badgers]

Excellent marketing skills.
Another company sent an email on our behalf to 80,000+ people in the property industry.
They spelt the word property as 'Proeprty' which makes me look really good right now.

 

[marty21]

Excellent marketing skills.
Another company sent an email on our behalf to 80,000+ people in the property industry.
They spelt the word property as 'Proeprty' which makes me look really good right now.

still, it's only 80,000 + people

 

[Badgers]

still, it's only 80,000 + people

Yeah, they already know I am a clown

 

[sojourner]

i haven't found anything witty to say yet

cunt

 

[marty21]

Yeah, they already know I am a clown

no harm done then

have a ___~~~

 

[sojourner]

Just over an hour to go and I am dying for a spliff

 

[Badgers]

no harm done then

have a ___~~~

Just had one before I saw it

 

[neonwilderness]

Just over an hour to go

 

[marty21]

I might leave early today - all this leak business is very traumatic

 

[stethoscope]

I'm so tired!!1!

 

[marty21]

Dripping appears to have ceased

 

[Badgers]

I want to leave early.
Most the office is drunk.

Plenty of office gossip though.....

Boss Man has gone home but he did impart a story.
He was approached by three 'high class' hookers in the space of a week.
This was clearly a honey trap from the 'losers' of a previous business deal according to him

Also Padawan is in a 'pickle' at the moment, proper Jeremy Kyle stylee

 

[Badgers]

I'm so tired!!1!

Up all night?

 

[machine cat]

cunt

 

[marty21]

me

hello can I help you

them -

my kitchen dryer is broken

me -

dryer :confused

:

them -

yes my kitchen dryer

me -

drainer?

them -

no dryer, where I put my forks and spoons in

me -

drawer ?

them -

yes dryer

me -

I'll get it sorted

it was like the two ronnies

 

[stethoscope]

Up all night?

Hardly got any sleep at all

 

[sojourner]

Hehe marty - you should have asked how the fork handles were doing

I think I am going to sneak off even earlier than I said I would

Like, erm, NOW

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Dripping appears to have ceased

I like dripping. Especially on toast!

 

[Badgers]

I like dripping. Especially on toast!

Sojjy likes dripping but prefers gushing