Drag 2010: Part II - The Drag Strikes Back
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stethoscope
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Praps I'll tidy my desk up to kill a few mins - it's got like this in under 3 days! 
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
Praps I'll tidy my desk up to kill a few mins - it's got like this in under 3 days!
desk slut !!!
mine is worse tbf
stethoscope
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By next week it'll be horrendous as I've got two EU funded projects coming in
(Oh, and I've just 5,000 posts - which isn't much really I guess but carry on like this and I'll hit 10k in only 2 years!)
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
By next week it'll be horrendous as I've got two EU funded projects coming in
(Oh, and I've just 5,000 posts - which isn't much really I guess but carry on like this and I'll hit 10k in only 2 years!)
probably posting at the same rate as me, 8 years solid
I concur
Away with spotty mushy nanas - bleurghhh
steph - DRINKS! right near the fucking computer!! Slattern
stethoscope
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At least in this office I haven't been told to remove my non-work items (i.e. my Unison stress octopus, mirror-ball, original 89 smiley badge, etc) by the previous arsehole of an office manager.
I wouldn't employ any of you - fucking desk sluts
Mine is pristine most of the time, unless it's covered in post
Well - I do actually have to go out to the bank soon - but shall swing by tecso ont way back to see if they've got any cheapo wine deals. Picked up two bottles of that chilean Cono Sur (my daughter pointed out the 'joke' last night - I've been buying it two years and never noticed
) pinot noir for *drum roll* £2.49 a bottle!
£2.49! Chilean red! Pinot noir = 14%
Mine is pristine most of the time, unless it's covered in post
Well - I do actually have to go out to the bank soon - but shall swing by tecso ont way back to see if they've got any cheapo wine deals. Picked up two bottles of that chilean Cono Sur (my daughter pointed out the 'joke' last night - I've been buying it two years and never noticed
) pinot noir for *drum roll* £2.49 a bottle!£2.49! Chilean red! Pinot noir = 14%
Yup, mine has the following on it right now:
TFT
Keyboard
Phone headset
A4 pad
Pencil
Coaster 1 with glass of water on it
Coaster 2 with coffee cup on it
I would employ you bajjy
cesare
shady's dreams ♥
My desk contents:
2 monitors
2 keyboards
2 speakers
2 ashtrays
4 jars containing pens, pencils, ruler, etc etc
Box containing various things and with 3 pens, a lighter , a blotter. a hairclip and an elastic band balanced on top
Broken lighter
Zippo that needs refeilling
Lighter
3 coasters
box of tissues
diary
5 piles of papers/bills/notebooks
phone
mobile
2 calculators
small box containing notepaper
2 paperweights
tin containing rubbers, drawing pins etc
desk stapler
bag containing decent pens
bag containing headphones, shuffle, paraphernalia
a thank you card
copper hair clip
zippo box containing a rubber
2 mousemats
2 mice
a folded scarf to protect my elbow
I think that's it.
2 monitors
2 keyboards
2 speakers
2 ashtrays
4 jars containing pens, pencils, ruler, etc etc
Box containing various things and with 3 pens, a lighter , a blotter. a hairclip and an elastic band balanced on top
Broken lighter
Zippo that needs refeilling
Lighter
3 coasters
box of tissues
diary
5 piles of papers/bills/notebooks
phone
mobile
2 calculators
small box containing notepaper
2 paperweights
tin containing rubbers, drawing pins etc
desk stapler
bag containing decent pens
bag containing headphones, shuffle, paraphernalia
a thank you card
copper hair clip
zippo box containing a rubber
2 mousemats
2 mice
a folded scarf to protect my elbow
I think that's it.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
I have a repair folder full of codes, various scraps of paper, a coffee cup (from 2 days ago) a bunch of files, an in tray with a lot of stuff in , a calculator, a phone, a hole puncher, some keys (which I really should put in the key cupboard) PC, mouse, one of the arm rest things for the PC, which is no where near the PC, a couple of other folders, several phone messages (I'll get around to calling them ffs) an empty plastic cup, which has just toppled over (it may have been in a toppled over state for several weeks tbh) a mouse mat, which is no where near the mouse, 4 plastic cups in a pile (we've just run out in the kitchen so they are private stash plastic cups)
I would employ you bajjy
We would rule the world Sojjolé
I have a spirit level to keep the layout in order as well
ffs all I did was tell her to "do something useful and put the kettle on love". the arse pinch and cheeky wink was for encouragement. now I have to sit in from of this bloody committee thing. wtf is up with that?
cesare
shady's dreams ♥
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
stethoscope
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I made most of that up.
(bored)
At least one thing in that story is true though. Can you guess which?
stethoscope
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You've still got to go to the bloody committee thing? 
You've still got to go to the bloody committee thing?
Nope.
cesare
shady's dreams ♥
asking someone to put the kettle on?
stethoscope
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