Describe your favourite movie as boringly as possible

[editor]

Bloke doesn't fit in with mates, gets dumped and drives his scooter off a cliff

 

[MrSki]

Drunkard has a pooka for a mate.

 

[belboid]

Dance till you drop (it IS worth it)

 

[cyril_smear]

screenwriter hires a prostitute to watch him drink himself to death; no kinkiness involved.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Just some stuff going on in a hotel

 

[planetgeli]

Not a single train is seen north of the border.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Robot mistakes himself for a man.

 

[Poot]

Man with unexplored learning difficulties finds himself in some surprising situations.

Forrest Gump or Mr Bean, you can decide for yourselves.

 

[ska invita]

New thread repeats a thread started last week

 

[Mumbles274]

European holiday results in looking for someone called Ryan

 

[Flavour]

Bored, depressed bloke played by Clive Owen helps a pregnant girl travel to Bexhill on Sea.

 

[dessiato]

Bloke meets his ex and rejects her so she goes back to her husband. Someone gets shot. It might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

[Mumbles274]

Cop takes vacation to Beverly Hills to a synth soundtrack. Arrests no one

 

[Yossarian]

Police officer dies while investigating a report of a missing child.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

News anchor dislikes his current affairs programme being used by the powers that be as a promotion for a new action film, but ends up needing the help of the lead actor (Steven Seagal) when his news slot is hijacked by terrorists.

 

[Pickman's model]

Two monks go to a monastery and look around the library

 

[danny la rouge]

Two men meet for dinner and chat about their lives, one a bit more than the other.

 

[scifisam]

Robot doesn't kill woman.

 

[krtek a houby]

Beach stays open.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Man has rug stolen, tries to get it back.

 

[cyril_smear]

Just some stuff going on in a hotel

what filum?

 

[Mumbles274]

Estranged son gets to know his father, a long time ago, and far far away

 

[cyril_smear]

Pop star abducts an infant in order to get the infants underage sister to find the infant so that he can also abduct and marry her. Nobody bats an eyelid.

 

[Supine]

New thread repeats a thread started last week

Which copied a Twitter thing

 

[scifisam]

Man is always on TV. Then the show ends. The end.

 

[MickiQ]

Man spends his entire day not really getting anywhere on public transport

 

[eatmorecheese]

A couple of actor twats wangle a cottage in the Lake District. They go. They come back. It rains.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

what filum?

Could be The Shining or The Grand Budapest Hotel
(The Shining is not my favourite film to be fair)

 

[freakydave]

A guy is shit at boxing, then he trains a lot and loses at the end

 

[chilango]

In Paris a shy waitress takes almost two hours to tell a bloke she likes him.