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danny alexander food bank captions pls

here he is opening a food bank

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"Has someone set up the shower out back so we can wash the Beaker lurgies off of us once he's gone?"

"Look at the yellow Tory cunt, stealing food from the mouths of the poor AGAIN"

"There's only one ginger nut in this entire food bank!"
 
I'm sure anyone with the slightest inkling of disagreement is taken out back and threatened before cameras role.
I'm sure they don't even get the invite/notification tbf -vetted to the nth degree... We all remember what happens when deeply unpopular politicians get confronted by people who strongly disagree with them... Beaker wouldn't want a disgruntled foodbank volunteer pissing on his chips now, would he?...
 
Exactly , a defrosted aunt bessie is the best he can offer...nothing like it to keep the wolf from the door.
 
Condems have just announced there will be free school meals for primary school children for first three years, masterstroke?
 
Danny Alexander shows the growing affinity of lib dems to tories by demonstrating his prediliction for bizairre and particularly sordid auto-erotic asphixiation. He was quoted as saying "Do you have any oranges". Sources have suggested that he does indeed own both the home and away Chelsea kits for this season although questions about shell suits remain unanswered.
 
But it is still not enough.

It's things like this that make me wish I believed in hell.
Okay, give him M.E. then dose him up with antidepressants and send him along to outpatients for some Graded Exercise Therapy. Don't forget to deny him a realistic pain control regime.
 
In addition, strip him of the contacts and assets he has accumulated in his career and put him on DLA/PIP with regular work capability assessments at the local ATOS office...
 
In addition, strip him of the contacts and assets he has accumulated in his career and put him on DLA/PIP with regular work capability assessments at the local ATOS office...
Don't forget to deny him internet access, a phone line, and any access to the outside world beyond that which he can physically reach.
 
Hope those who comment on the feminist threads see this, its like something from the student rag mags of the 70's.
 
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