danny alexander food bank captions pls

[Pickman's model]

here he is opening a food bank

 

[Jeff Robinson]

"Danny Alexander is a cock" is the best I can come up with.

 

[Frances Lengel]

I couldn't get any further than "Look at me, I'm a right piece of shit".

 

[Nine Bob Note]

"I'm dining at the Savoy next Monday, so I'll send the chauffeur for my shopping..."

 

[Nine Bob Note]

An uncharacteristically dowdy looking Mary Portas attempts makeover of Britain's shittest corner shop...

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Minister unimpressed by WI tombola, demands fifty pence back.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Pensioner left 'startled' after discovering minister has opened food bank in her pantry...

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

There's nothing funny to be said. He's grinning at the fact they are making people go hungry enough to seek charity.

 

[clicker]

Nobody noticed elsie quietly lining up a tin of spam for a deadly back of the head shot...

 

[RedDragon]

We're in this together as MP's expenses review begin to bite.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

"I earn more a week than it costs to run this place for a year!"

 

[mentalchik]

pensioner deftly pulls tin of spam from tory minister's arse.........." i always knew they were full of shit" quips elsie, aged 75

 

[seventh bullet]

Last meal before he's executed.

 

[butchersapron]

I did this.

 

[RedDragon]

Danny's babes help him pact his very own 'fuckoffyoucunt' conference goody bag.

 

[emanymton]

Do these fucks have not fucking shame. Fucking cock. There is nothing I can think of, literally nothing no matter how fucking awful that would be a just punishment for the sniveling little cunt.

 

[elbows]

I said orange book, not orange cook.

 

[teqniq]

I am surmising that someone thought this would be a good photo opportunity, but why?

 

[Oldboy]

He looks as though he wants to piss into that bag.

 

[weepiper]

I am surmising that someone thought this would be a good photo opportunity, but why?

He's not the only one either

http://wingsoverscotland.com/the-pride-of-britain/

It’s very rare, viewers, that we get so angry in the course of writing a post that we have to stop. But when we ran a picture last night of Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Danny Alexander MP, opening a foodbank with a cretinous smile on his face as if being amember of the government of a modern industrial nation in need of foodbanks was something to be happy about, a reader suggested making a gallery of similar images.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

That picture is shocking. How can someone in his job be pleased about foodbanks? Who in their right mind thought that his opening one would be a decent bit of PR? Please tell me it's pixels!

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Do these fucks have not fucking shame. Fucking cock. There is nothing I can think of, literally nothing not matter how fucking awful that would be a just punishment for the sniveling little cunt.

I was thinking something similar, only with more swear words...

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

This man was chief negotiator for the junior partner in a coalition. They got shafted. These 2 facts are not coincidence.

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

Is your family skint? Why not claim thousands of pounds for your kids transport like this sponger? Oh, you can't...you're mere untermensch, unlike this supreme national asset and political genius.

 

[butchersapron]

**

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

"See these nice ladies? We're using them, co-opting their good will. Because we are degenerate scum and we think they're thick as fuck"

 

[ibilly99]

CUNT

 

[happie chappie]

Celebrity "Ready Steady Cook" scrapes bottom of barrel

 

[Sprocket.]

Danny alexander, waste of skin.

 

[not-bono-ever]

to be honest, he could have been pictured hefting that pack of yorkshires into the face of one of those volunteering and laughing as she cried, and it would make no difference whatsoever to their chances of survival as a political force.