Constantine and Timecop

[badlands]

back to back.

I'm on a mission.

A dazzling night of TV.

 

[yield]

Constantine was a huge disappointment. Keanu Reeves and Shia LaBeouf were rubbish.

Tilda Swinton and Peter Stormare couldn't save it. Real shame as Hellblazer was excellent.

 

[editor]

What a load of tosh Constantine was.

 

[8den]

Constantine has a surprisingly good score

 

[The Octagon]

Timecop is rescued by Sloane Peterson's boobs.

Constantine is rescued by nothing.

 

[nino_savatte]

Keanu Reeves was more wooden in Constantine than he normally is.

 

[kyser_soze]

That's a fantastic night's bad movie action.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Shia LaBeouf

Why?

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[wtfftw]

Good question.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

i mean ... why?

was he ever good in anything?

 

[Idaho]

I refuse to see Constantine.

Time Cop is enjoyable pish.

 

[D'wards]

i mean ... why?

was he ever good in anything?

Kermode describes him as "The charisma vacuum"

 

[krtek a houby]

I always thought the actor Russell Boulter would make a good JC. Have resisted the temptation to see Hellblazer so far.

On the subject of Timecop; that's a Van Damme, right? A mate recommended JCVD recently, sounds awesome - anyone here seen it?

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Shia LaBeouf must have the worlds greatest agent, either that or he has got the skinny on a lot of people.

 

[DotCommunist]

Timecop has aged badly

 

[stupid dogbot]

I was reading a book, but 5 minutes into Timecop, I'd turned the background noise to another channel.

 

[The Octagon]

Timecop has aged badly

It's like 10,000 spoons....

 

[DotCommunist]

Constantine was...well it had Reeves in it and pissed away all the goodness of hellblazer in favour of an essentially confused and yet also cliched tale. Like a poor mans Prophecy.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I found Constantine to be enjoyable as long as you pretty much set aside anything it had to do with the comic or acting.

Cool effects, its got the Russian astronaut from Armageddon turning up at the last minute to steal the movie and its got whats her name scantily clad.

 

[Stigmata]

Shia LaBeouf must have the worlds greatest agent, either that or he has got the skinny on a lot of people.

He probably has the same agent as Jim from Neighbours.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

He probably has the same agent as Jim from Neighbours.

If you need a actor to die of a heart attack in a long running series, jim from neighbors is your man. How did he die in Lost?

 

[DarthSydodyas]

Heart attack, after the stock market failed.

 

[DarthSydodyas]

Constantine was...well it had Reeves in it and pissed away all the goodness of hellblazer in favour of an essentially confused and yet also cliched tale. Like a poor mans Prophecy.

The Prophecy, you speak of? If so,

 

[badlands]

I tried,

I really tried, but I think its like trying to eat five cream crackers one after the other.

It's definitive,

you can't watch Constantine and Timecop back to back.

 

[Tankus]

I thought that constantine was alright ...good creepy devil

 

[DotCommunist]

The Prophecy, you speak of? If so,

Viggo Mortensen as the Devil and Walken steakling all three films as Gabriel? fucking quality b movies

 

[DotCommunist]

I tried,

I really tried, but I think its like trying to eat five cream crackers one after the other.

It's definitive,

you can't watch Constantine and Timecop back to back.

especially when they are broadcast so you miss the first 40 minustes of Timecop.

 

[Stigmata]

Viggo Mortensen as the Devil and Walken steakling all three films as Gabriel? fucking quality b movies

I am suddenly intrigued

 

[DotCommunist]

I am suddenly intrigued

have you not seen the Prophecy? oh mate, you'll love it. They do have diminishing returns but the first one is particularly good. Gabriel leads a second war in heaven against god because he favoured humans 'monkeys' over angels. Loads of fucked up catholic/blood/horror images

 

[badlands]

especially when they are broadcast so you miss the first 40 minustes of Timecop.

I recorded it.

It's a new device.