1-megawatt cold fusion power plant now available – yours for just $1.5 million
It's kind of a tad odd, imho.
You see, if I'd invented bona fide cold fusion I'd get patented up to the max, licence the science to the world's most minted technology firms, be hailed a God like saviour of humanity for solving the global energy crisis and make about a trillion quid over night.
Unless of course I was a charlatan who wanted to dupe gullible types with deep pockets into buying my snake oil generators, in the hope that I'd make enough to retire to a non-extradition country before my disgruntled customers had the chance to properly analyse the hardware & conclude that it's nothing more than a regular chemical reaction, hidden behind fancy looking hardware & grandiose sounding pseudo-science.