I'm sure you are being ironic but just in case anyone didn't get it: the "artist" gets effectively zero from spotify (with the exception of a few massive ones).I have a few close friends in bands. From fairly big bands that play main stages at festivals and are on Radio 1 a fair bit, to your small obscure bands.
All say they get pretty good payments from streaming services.
The guys in the really obscure bands seem especially happy.