Change UK: Chuka Umunna resigns from Labour party and launches Independent Group

[cupid_stunt]

Off their website. Each of the bullet points has an "I agree" button next to it.

Yet no 'disagree' or 'fuck you' buttons.

 

[The39thStep]

The seven Labour MPs who now sit as Independents are:

Luciana Berger (Liverpool Wavertree)
Chuka Umunna (Streatham)
Ann Coffey (Stockport)
Chris Leslie (Nottingham East)
Angela Smith (Penistone and Stocksbridge)
Mike Gapes (Ilford South)
Gavin Shuker (Luton South)

Ann Coffey is pretty much up for retirement in any case

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

This press conference is lulz!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Yet no 'disagree' or 'fuck you' buttons.

I'm not sure even this lot are that self-destructive.

 

[tim]

How long before they split because of disagreements over Brexit

Are they all Brexiteers or will they let Frank Field into the fold?

 

[brogdale]

More back stories than the fucking X factor

 

[tommers]

this is like x-factor or something

"you had a difficult childhood didn't you?"

 

[Pickman's model]

Nobody cares about your fucking backstories, jesus christ.

it's the only time they'll have a captive audience forced to listen to their litanies of woe

 

[butchersapron]

Ann Coffey is pretty much up for retirement in any case

They all are now.

 

[Ponyutd]

I'm Chuka Umunna, you're all scum!

 

[SpookyFrank]

And this is supposed to be the talented one.

 

[Pickman's model]

Well Streatham Is just up the road so whatever or whoever stands for Labour will get some legwork from me. Be good to cunt off Chuka The Scab.

could have it as part of an evening's entertainment, combined with south london drinks

 

[tommers]

yes, I didn't get my first class honours degree until I was 29, cos I was put in the second stream at secondary school

 

[Sprocket.]

The seven Labour MPs who now sit as Independents are:

Luciana Berger (Liverpool Wavertree)
Chuka Umunna (Streatham)
Ann Coffey (Stockport)
Chris Leslie (Nottingham East)
Angela Smith (Penistone and Stocksbridge)
Mike Gapes (Ilford South)
Gavin Shuker (Luton South)

All sat awaiting their sealed envelopes containing instructions from Tory Central.

 

[Sprocket.]

it's the only time they'll have a captive audience forced to listen to their litanies of woe

They should join Urban to do that!

 

[Pickman's model]

They should join Urban to do that!

don't give them ideas

 

[danny la rouge]

I don’t see this bunch attracting any enthusiasm from anyone.

 

[Ponyutd]

 

[wayward bob]

i for one am ready to leave my party and change the world

 

[butchersapron]

More back stories than the fucking X factor

Chuka - time to shine!

 

[Indeliblelink]

The Independent Group

 

[two sheds]

Ooo they're inviting us

 

[wayward bob]

I don’t see this bunch attracting any enthusiasm from anyone.

except me

 

[Ponyutd]

They should join Urban to do that!

 

[Pickman's model]

from the grauniad

only tig is one house one monotonous drone

 

[danny la rouge]

Chuka - time to shine!

It’s Chuka Time!

 

[Pickman's model]

except me

(((((wb)))))

 

[Lord Camomile]

I don’t see this bunch attracting any enthusiasm from anyone.

Really not been paying attention, but what actually is their aim here? Destablise Corbyn to the point they can 'take back' Labour? Form a new party?

I'm presuming at the local level it'll just be "vote for me whether I'm Labour or Independent"?

 

[brogdale]

Never disappoints...

 

[Ted Striker]

It was a natural, logical growth phase (and one taken by myself) It wasn't the MC's, house music was much better for bumbles