Change UK: Chuka Umunna resigns from Labour party and launches Independent Group

[cupid_stunt]

do i need to get mod to do this?

Don't even think about, the title is fine, if it's changed, it'll probably need updating every few days.

 

[likesfish]

I mean Galloway is always highly entertaining but nobody would trust him to do anything important but watching him rip into chuckka would be highly

 

[Dogsauce]

For a few precious hours we had a new set of octocunts then three Tory shits went and spoilt it. I don’t even know what eleven is. One more would be the dodecashites.

 

[moochedit]

do i need to get mod to do this?

I think as thread starter you can just edit the first post and change it?

I may be wrong though. If not then i'm sure a mod can help.

 

[Pickman's model]

do i need to get mod to do this?

Yeh just report the op and ask for a new title of your choice

 

[ska invita]

I'm curious to see, come some form of brexit finale, what splits occur in the Tories....yes labour are ripe for chunks to fall off, but how can brexit not be a car crash for the Tories?

 

[Argonia]

There could be a Tory stampede to the tiggers if there is a no deal Brexit

 

[Wilf]

Any predictions on who becomes number 12? Presumably a Labourite. Pity Hazel Blears isn't still in Parliament (words, to be honest, I never expected to type), she'd have been my top pick.

 

[Dogsauce]

One of the points of a new party would be so that they could say ‘it wasn’t us, it was the others’ when we’re all boiling rats in our own piss to get by a few months from now.

 

[Wilf]

One of the points of a new party would be so that they could say ‘it wasn’t us, it was the others’ when we’re all boiling rats in our own piss to get by a few months from now.

Chlorinated rats.

 

[Argonia]

Any predictions on who becomes number 12? Presumably a Labourite. Pity Hazel Blears isn't still in Parliament (words, to be honest, I never expected to type), she'd have been my top pick.

yvette cooper, David lammy, Stephen kinnock

 

[Voley]

yvette cooper, David lammy, Stephen kinnock

That would break with tradition. I've heard of them.

 

[two sheds]

The way things have been going for her, I think May will be next.

 

[belboid]

yvette cooper, David lammy, Stephen kinnock

No chance of the first two, I'd be very surprised if it was Kinnock.

 

[Wilf]

The way things have been going for her, I think May will be next.

What a question that would be for the next journo to get an interview with her.

 

[Wilf]

No chance of the first two, I'd be very surprised if it was Kinnock.

Perhaps someone who has had had or is facing a local vonc (though I've no idea who that would be).

 

[ChrisD]

yvette cooper, David lammy, Stephen kinnock

Alison McGovern, Ben Bradshaw ?

 

[Streathamite]

They are putting their beliefs before their careers IMO.
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For the Labour ones - not really. Half had already been no confidenced by their CLP, and Labour are well on the way to introducing new rules to make deselection easier for CLPs. Plus, none of them had any chance of getting a front bench role under any leadership candidate who the membership would support.
They didn't HAVE political careers left!

 

[brogdale]

Please let it be my MP Tom Brake...now that would be interesting!

 

[tommers]

Yeh just report the op and ask for a new title of your choice

Chuka Umunna's Time Is Up

 

[Pickman's model]

Chuka Umunna's Time Is Up

Bring me the head of chuka umunna

 

[belboid]

Bring me the head of chuka umunna

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave

 

[gawkrodger]

Ian Austin from Dudley North has been making noises about leaving

 

[neonwilderness]

Has anyone posted this yet?

 

[Pickman's model]

Has anyone posted this yet?

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Oh very good

 

[moochedit]

Ian Austin from Dudley North has been making noises about leaving

Yeah. I wouldn't want to stay in Dudley either.

 

[Poi E]

Pleeeease let a Scottish labour mp defecate.

 

[SpackleFrog]

Any predictions on who becomes number 12? Presumably a Labourite. Pity Hazel Blears isn't still in Parliament (words, to be honest, I never expected to type), she'd have been my top pick.

I've got a feeling it won't be one more to make an even 12 - just cos I know I won't get to call them the DIrty Dozen somehow.

 

[Sprocket.]

Yeah. I wouldn't want to stay in Dudley either.

That’s what Peter Cook would have said.

 

[Wilf]

I've got a feeling it won't be one more to make an even 12 - just cos I know I won't get to call them the DIrty Dozen somehow.

Currently at legs 11. 13 will be unlucky for some, but if they make it up to 33, that's fish, chips and peas, in honour of their spiritual leader, Peter Mandelson.