Captain Sir Tom Moore RiP

[salem]

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Now that one is quite nice tbf

 

[danny la rouge]

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That at least looks less gynaecological.

 

[Clair De Lune]

Now that one is quite nice tbf

Totally getting it. It'll be my granny smashing skirt.

 

[Wilf]

David Attenborough must be getting pretty pissed off. Knocked right off his perch as the nation's favourite saint. He'll be sending flights of his pigeons to shit on the Sir Tom statues. Tom Jones said to be mildly miffed also.

 

[andysays]

It's all particularly naff as a cash grab by people ripping off his image for their own wallet. Pretty fucking offensive.

You mean all proceeds aren't going to fund the NHS?

I'm shocked, truly...

 

[agricola]

This country has actually lost its mind.

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The statue is a bit much - but I think if we are going to discuss memorials for him (and all the other people who've died in this), then why not replace all the street-names where objectionable people are currently memorialized with the names of local people who died in this disaster (including him, in his area)?

 

[andysays]

bah

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I think you've found a gap in the market if you're quick...

 

[cupid_stunt]

It's all particularly naff as a cash grab by people ripping off his image for their own wallet. Pretty fucking offensive.

Agreed 100%, platforms should remove this shite from their sites.

 

[Ax^]

I think you've found a gap in the market if you're quick...

sure their a company atm offering 3d printed sex toys, just upload the picture with the walker if you are brave



did someone not do a Florida man butt plug

 

[farmerbarleymow]

sure their a company atm offering 3d printed sex toys, just upload the picture with the walker if you are brave



did someone not do a Florida man butt plug

You must have the site bookmarked so post the link.

 

[andysays]

sure their a company atm offering 3d printed sex toys, just upload the picture with the walker if you are brave



did someone not do a Florida man butt plug

I'm happy to defer to your greater knowledge in these matters

 

[Ax^]

an artist took the piss out of trump before he was elected with a butt plug in 2015

thats how i know its possible


Honest

 

[farmerbarleymow]

an artist took the piss out of trump before he was elected with a butt plug in 2016

thats how i know its possible


Honest

It's your duty to find that site and post the link now. We won't judge you if you have a trump butt plug.

 

[existentialist]

This country has actually lost its mind.

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Well, THAT website's not going to get trolled to hell and back or anything, is it?

ETA: by which, to be quite clear, I mean this website: https://www.rachel maclean.uk/a-statue-for-captain-sir-tom-moore/
(URL deliberately broken - you know what these fucking Tories are like... )

 

[Ax^]

It's your duty to find that site and post the link now. We won't judge you if you have a trump butt plug.

Artist Creates Donald Trump Butt Plug - artnet News

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Well, THAT website's not going to get trolled to hell and back or anything, is it?

I can't find a petition on the site.

 

[elbows]

an artist took the piss out of trump before he was elected with a butt plug in 2015

thats how i know its possible


Honest

Once upon a time the internet was taken by storm via the Baby Jesus buttplug and other offerings from the same collection, but that was rather a long time ago and it seems someone tried to cash in since with a book of the same name. "Blasphemy has never been sexier!" may have been one of the slogans used on the products website.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Once upon a time the internet was taken by storm via the Baby Jesus buttplug and other offerings from the same collection, but that was rather a long time ago and it seems someone tried to cash in since with a book of the same name. "Blasphemy has never been sexier!" may have been one of the slogans used on the products website.

I remember that site - that was funny.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

I think you've found a gap in the market if you're quick...

time to fill the gap

 

[Ax^]

Once upon a time the internet was taken by storm via the Baby Jesus buttplug and other offerings from the same collection, but that was rather a long time ago and it seems someone tried to cash in since with a book of the same name. "Blasphemy has never been sexier!" may have been one of the slogans used on the products website.

do the remember the name might be able to find it on the archives on the interest

 

[Sprocket.]

I’m awaiting the “Thomas Kincaid, painter of light
Commemorative Tom” 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle.

 

[muscovyduck]

I think a fair amount of it will be made-to-order these days. Remember that "agile" just-in-time logistics has been the done thing for at least a decade now. A lot of the people selling stuff on websites like RedBubble are going to be smaller operators, maybe even just one person, so they can't afford to hold onto a lot of stock.

Still, who the fuck would actually buy any of that shit?

Redbubble print it on demand. The people who put it up there don't do very much apart from uploading images and move them about on the designs

 

[bellaozzydog]

Cheap holidays in other people's tax havens.

cliff Richards dead eyes

you’d get more human emotion staring down a great white

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Once upon a time the internet was taken by storm via the Baby Jesus buttplug and other offerings from the same collection, but that was rather a long time ago and it seems someone tried to cash in since with a book of the same name. "Blasphemy has never been sexier!" may have been one of the slogans used on the products website.

Found some screenshots I took at the time.

Spoiler: Sinful

 

[krtek a houby]

Deserves a statue of him, orbiting the planet.

 

[William of Walworth]

This country has actually lost its mind.

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No 'this country' hasn't

Neither have 'we' 'all' been clapping for 'Cap'n Tom'

I literally hate most of the conventional media's ultra-oppressive 'we'

And whatever the Mail, etc. says ( ), in reality the population of 'this country' has an immensely varied way of reacting to things .......

 

[frogwoman]

Most of that memorabilia is made by bots surely.

 

[fishfinger]

Most of that memorabilia is made by bots surely.

That's because even the bots are moved by the death of Tom Moore

 

[Wilf]

That's because even the bots are moved by the death of Tom Moore

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[Doctor Carrot]

Reading this thread is like watching a reoccurring sketch in Monkey Dust. God I miss that program. Statue for Monkey Dust!