There was a timey wimey thingy . . .
No you see that's to vague. I only seem to get vague answers on this one.
It's to do with welsh cakes.
This also explains why Cardiff.
From what I remember, and I am in no way a Who obsessive so probably have it wrong in some way, he was trapped on the outside of the Tardis in some way when it went to the end of time. So it is known that he survives until the end of time, so he can't die until then because that would be a paradox.
Or something. Considering that Who is absolutely packed with paradoxes it's a pretty poor plot device explanation if you ask me.
Explains why Cardiff what, exactly, Mr, ahem, Beccles...
It's to do with welsh cakes.
This also explains why Cardiff.
Why it's in Cardiff. The hub thingy. Needs fuel from welsh cakes you see. Doesn't it? Mixed with Brains I dare say.
Honest.
nope, he was brought back to life by rose when she briefly absorbed all the power of the time vortex. this energy made him immortal.
Why it's in Cardiff. The hub thingy. Needs fuel from welsh cakes you see. Doesn't it? Mixed with Brains I dare say.
Honest.
I'm sure it's something to do with the end of time.
captain jack is actually the face of boe, who had lived for millions and millions of years. boe/jack eventually dies in the year five billion a fifty three, just in time to tell the doctor his last secret.
Let me get this right, you're from Beccles and you're taking the piss?
Yes.
Well, not really. I like Cardiff. I like Brains. I've never been all that convinced about welsh cakes mind
I've never been all that convinced about welsh cakes mind
I've decided to let you live, but you're treading on very thin ice Mr Becclehead
8ball hush up your mouth!! (you're welsh? Cool)
That's ok thenThough I like a bit of laverbread.
Let me get this right, you're from Beccles and you're taking the piss?
That's ok then
Fukn lovely stuff that.
Weird yes but fukn lush all the sameFukn weird stuff it what it is.