Brixton news, rumours and general chat - November 2013

[teuchter]

Apparently we are getting a special impartial moderator for this month's thread and I am excited to find out who it will be.

 

[gabi]

I'll chuck my hat in the ring for this position. The time difference might make it challenging but I'm up for it.

Dont fuck with the thread title again by the way or else you'll be facing a lengthy ban.

 

[Badgers]

I'll chuck my hat in the ring for this position. The time difference might make it challenging but I'm up for it.

Dont fuck with the thread title again by the way or else you'll be facing a lengthy ban.

Any more swearing and I will delete you

 

[Pinggoombah]

Apparently we are getting a special impartial moderator for this month's thread and I am excited to find out who it will be.

Have you been sitting by your calendar all month thinking about this post?

 

[Rushy]

Apparently we are getting a special impartial moderator for this month's thread and I am excited to find out who it will be.

Why so late? Did you forget to put your clock back?
ETA. Oh. That's the wrong way round, isn't it. Ignore...

 

[Badgers]

Tesco on Brixton Rd throwing out several rubbish bags full of bread and cakes yesterday.

 

[Badgers]

I asked to take them but the manager said no because of food poisoning risks.

 

[cesare]

If Pret can make sure that their excess stock goes to the homeless, I don't see why Tesco couldn't make sure that their's goes to a soup kitchen.

 

[Badgers]

If Pret can make sure that their excess stock goes to the homeless, I don't see why Tesco couldn't make sure that their's goes to a soup kitchen.

I will tweet the photos and ask them

 

[Ms T]

We only had two lots of trick or treaters last night. The older ones were especially polite. Anyone fancy some jelly eyes?

 

[leanderman]

We only had two lots of trick or treaters last night. The older ones were especially polite. Anyone fancy some jelly eyes?

Fair few here. Including two kids of eight or nine years at 9.30pm!

 

[nagapie]

Fair few here. Including two kids of eight or nine years at 9.30pm!

We took our decorations off the door and turned off the outside light at 7.30. Our child was still too sugared up to go to sleep though! I think mr nags did go past the Urb's house who is across the road from Manter as he spoke about some really special houses a couple of roads down and dry ice etc. Good show, South Brixton (Tulse Hill, depending on who's saying)

 

[leanderman]

Lower Tulse Hill is us. Gotta embrace it!

 

[Boudicca]

No! Twixt the Hills!

 

[Crispy]

How to tell which hill you live on:
Tip a bucket of water out of your front door. Where does the water go?

 

[Winot]

Lots of activity round Hayter Rd. Managed to scare a few kids with my 'exaggerated being scared when opening the door' routine. Younger daughter still has black face paint round eyes this morning.

 

[Chilavert]

Didn't get a single trick or treated thankfully.

Welcome back Onket btw.

 

[Onket]

Thanks.

 

[leanderman]

Lots of activity round Hayter Rd. Managed to scare a few kids with my 'exaggerated being scared when opening the door' routine. Younger daughter still has black face paint round eyes this morning.

It's all treats, no tricks these days.

 

[Manter]

We took our decorations off the door and turned off the outside light at 7.30. Our child was still too sugared up to go to sleep though! I think mr nags did go past the Urb's house who is across the road from Manter as he spoke about some really special houses a couple of roads down and dry ice etc. Good show, South Brixton (Tulse Hill, depending on who's saying)

What was Adam dressed as? TheNortherner probably gave him sweets without knowing who it was!

 

[Manter]

How to tell which hill you live on:
Tip a bucket of water out of your front door. Where does the water go?

It puddles in the street outside because the drains are busted.... Where does that mean I am?!

 

[Crispy]

It puddles in the street outside because the drains are busted.... Where does that mean I am?!

You know what I meant
And I know where you live. That's Brixton Hill.

 

[Manter]

You know what I meant
And I know where you live. That's Brixton Hill.

No way. We're Tulse Hill!

 

[leanderman]

No way. We're Tulse Hill!

Upper Tulse Hill. We look up to you

 

[TruXta]

Has no one been called a cunt yet?

 

[Manter]

Upper Tulse Hill. We look up to you

As it should be

 

[teuchter]

Have you been sitting by your calendar all month thinking about this post?

Yes. What of it?

 

[Chilavert]

I'm in the much maligned Brockwell Gate, is that upper or lower Tulse Hill? I'd assume the latter but would be grateful for confirmation.

Also can we can get this thread stickied?

 

[Belushi]

Has no one been called a cunt yet?

It's been gentrified trux.

 

[TruXta]

It's been gentrified trux.

FUCKING CUNTS!