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Brixton news, rumour and general chat - Sept 2015

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Problem with poison is that cats and birds and foxes will likely get it if it is outside. It's a grizzly death too. And then others will come anyway.
Hence using hot spices. Nontoxic, just unpleasant.
 
I didn't really mean it. I couldn't poison a squirrel. It ruins the taste when they're cooked.
You could legally kill them for the pot, as long as you're careful about the methods. Consensus is that there isn't much meat worth bothering with, except on the back legs. Probably better minced up for sausages or slowly cooked in a curry, to tenderise it.
 
chilli powder...just saying.
It wouldn't work unless I doused the entire balcony in the stuff. The wall-scaling fuckers can just choose a different approach, and come from any convoluted angle they choose and just avoid anything they don't like (or just kick over the pots).
 
I had a problem with mice years back and tried everythng...then I sprinkled chilli powder arouund the areas the fuckers were...never did see them again...
 
It wouldn't work unless I doused the entire balcony in the stuff. The wall-scaling fuckers can just choose a different approach, and come from any convoluted angle they choose and just avoid anything they don't like (or just kick over the pot).
you only need to use a wee bit on a trap (they love mouli or any veg for that matter) and they tell all of their family and friends not to go to ed's balcony.
 
you only need to use a wee bit on a trap (they love mouli or any veg for that matter) and they tell all of their family and friends not to go to ed's balcony.
I tried it before with zero success. Plus it always gets washed away in the rain.
 
Grey squirrels can be a problem in gardens and the wider countryside. What can you do to keep them out of your backyard
  • Fix cones and baffles to the string of a hanging feeder, or try plastic drinks bottles, large domes and discs
  • If the feeder is hung from a washing line, thread the line through a length of hosepipe or a plastic drinks bottle on each side
  • Use a downward-opening cone or a biscuit tin fixed to the pole below a bird table to prevent squirrels climbing up it. Vaseline or other grease on a smooth pole will also help
  • A feeder with a spring-loaded cover is on the market. The weight of the squirrel will lower the cover, preventing it access to the food
  • Remember that all these methods will only work if the squirrel cannot jump directly onto the feeder, but will have to approach via the defended route
  • Feeders with a cage around them are squirrel-resistant, although not squirrel-proof, and a small individual will be able to fit through
  • Strong chilli powder or pepper sauce (e.g. Tabasco) can be dusted onto birdfood. Birds are not bothered by the chilli, but squirrels cannot put up with the burning sensation, and will leave the food alone.

How you can help

Keep those pesky creatures off your bird food. All profits go to the RSPB's conservation work
 
They are going bonkers in my roof at the moment. I am living scenes from The Babadook every day. If I owned a shot gun I would have blasted multiple holes in the ceiling by now. Luckily the deadliest implement I have to hand is a broom handle.
Possums have followed you from oz
 
Yep, no squirrel problem with us because of next door's cats. Just need to do something about the huge amount of cat shit now.
 
Here's how gentrification and the other shit changes are seeing off a typical Brixton night out for me:

Kaff: closed
Albert: open
Canterbury: closed
Queen's Head: closed
414: closing

2015 is a shit year for Brixton. Unless you're rich.
 
Here's how gentrification and the other shit changes are seeing off a typical Brixton night out for me:

Kaff: closed
Albert: open
Canterbury: closed
Queen's Head: closed
414: closing

2015 is a shit year for Brixton. Unless you're rich.
At least you can afford to go out 5 nights a week.
 
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